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  1. catfishaggie is online now

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    True Crappling

    I found a technique that will guarantee victory at NAGA, in fact i will try this on class tonight.....TO THE BURRITO STORE!!



    (I'm posting on a iOS so if vid doesn't show let me know!!) lol
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  4. BKR is online now
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    The young teens I teach would get giggly when someone would fart in class. One in particular, who is a very serious competitor, would lose his composure. I suggested he ought to ignore the fart, no matter how loud or smelly. He started to argue with me so I hit him with this scenario.

    "You are in the gold medal match at nationals. You've been behind the whole match, but finally knock your opponent down and get him pinned. You have to hold him for ippon, because you are behind by wazari, and regular match time is up...if he escapes before 20 seconds, you lose. You are holding him in a lengthwise sankaku gatame, with your face near his crotch. No way he is getting out...then he rips a huge, smelly fart in your face...silent but deadly the ref doesn't hear a thing. Are you gonna hold him or start laughing and choking and let him go ?

    So last night, we are rolling, and he is with a (female) student. She farts loudly, and he doesn't even blink. Neither does she. No giggling, no stopping.

    Mission accomplished !
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  5. JingMerchant! is online now
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    ...has all your Jing.

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     Style: Judo, baby! Yeah!

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    I want to get dropped on my head, by BKR, so badly....
    "So, yeah, Zen teachers may well insult you, work you to the bone, hit you with sticks, shout verbal abuse at you, and punch the **** out of you.
    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

    "So in short, BJJ wins again. BJJ, and chainmail." - TheMightyMcClaw

    "On bullshido, your opinions are not sacred, neither are your feelings." - Scrapper

    "You entered the lions' den. Don't bitch if you get eaten." - danniboi07

    "Needless to say, it's much easier to clear a bunch of drunk kids out of your house when you're yelling GTFO and carrying a samurai sword." - DerAuslander

    "Eventually, I realized it doesn't matter what art you train, what matters is the method in which you train. Training in an alive manner, under skilled and qualified instruction, is the single most important aspect of gaining martial skill. All else is window dressing." - JNP : Saying it how it is!
  6. BKR is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant! View Post
    I want to get dropped on my head, by BKR, so badly....
    Next time you are in North Idaho, let me know and we'll see what we can arrange.
    Falling for Judo since 1980
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    Flatulence = t3h d34dly secret newaza! I am pretty sure it is still in the katame no kata somewhere. It's just silent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    BJJ JOE: I'm going to make hate to you. Right here, right now.
    ... Ohhhhhhhh, I'm going to make hate to you so hard that your kinfolk back in Africa will feel it.l
    Quote Originally Posted by Archer
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  8. ChenPengFi is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    Flatulence = t3h d34dly secret newaza! I am pretty sure it is still in the katame no kata somewhere. It's just silent.
    Hahaha, his name is Travis Newaza.
    No can defend.
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    The world's only brown belt no-gi grappler.
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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.

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