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    Secret Techniques Revealed in Competition: The Fartoplata

    The outcome here is unexpected I would say






    On a side note me and JNP trained with a monster that our mentor dubbed the fart miner because of his vicious pink sock inducing knee on belly
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    Actually, I don't do it because I don't want people to be scammed - I do it because I enjoy kicking down the doors of Lies and Deceit and then forcibly fucking Fraud with the dildo of Truth.
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    I don't care if they gave it to him because, he tickles butterfly butt-holes while wearing a pink frock.

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    FARTALITY

    When do properly, no can wear compression shorts again.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Boston Stinker is more dominant.


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    A BJJ version of the no-touch knockout. Particularly effective when combined with an unwashed gi.

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    I know what you're thinking...

    Rener, how can I unleash a poison gas cloud to destroy my opponents and ensure MY SUR-VI-VAL?


    GUYS.... Rener Gracie here with my brother Ryron. Today we have something extra special, we've been holding back JUST FOR YOU... He he he


    ( Loud fart)


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    The Gracie Methane System! The ONLY way to get access to the GRACIE APPROVED fartoplata IN... THE...WORLD... Daaaang.

    Go to Gracie Academy dot com, sign up for Gracie University today!

    While you're there pick up our limited edition Gracie Beans, infused with Ah-SAI-EEE BEAR-EE! That way your ****-stench will have the power of the rainforest!

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    BJJ's version of the straight blast.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    I know what you're thinking...

    Rener, how can I unleash a poison gas cloud to destroy my opponents and ensure MY SUR-VI-VAL?


    GUYS.... Rener Gracie here with my brother Ryron. Today we have something extra special, we've been holding back JUST FOR YOU... He he he


    ( Loud fart)


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    The Gracie Methane System! The ONLY way to get access to the GRACIE APPROVED fartoplata IN... THE...WORLD... Daaaang.

    Go to Gracie Academy dot com, sign up for Gracie University today!

    While you're there pick up our limited edition Gracie Beans, infused with Ah-SAI-EEE BEAR-EE! That way your ****-stench will have the power of the rainforest!


    So close to perfect, you just needed a Renergy sandwich in there somewhere.

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