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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    Denny's is all about the Slam Breakfasts, for those with no prior Denny's experience. Grand Slam, French Slam, Moon Over My Slammy....Body Slam, Table Slam...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrili5UW2iE
    An excellent name for their after-hours breakast -- Denny's Body Slam!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    See yall should know I am a hard mother fucker.
    Cause I totally go and eat at Denny's when I get off of work.
    Why the hell not when I can get a short stack of pancakes for $2.

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    What have we learned?

    1)The ways one can "strike" somebody, without having any appreciable effect on them, are uncountable.

    2)Being fat, black and (at least dressed as a) female greatly increases your odds of providing free ut00b, for anyone nearby with a phone, as soon as step into a Denny's after clubbin'.

    3)Bruises from dennyfights are pitch-black, perfectly rectangular and move around on the skin, looking suspiciously like censorship.

    4)I went to the wrong Denny's for breakfast after going off-shift from one of my nightclubs (it was the downtown Vancouver location). Not one fight. No slung greaseburgers, no chair tennis, nothing. Also, no fat black maybe-females. Not saying there's any connection between that last and anything else, y'unnerstan'...

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    A friend of mine was in a Dennys when there was a gang shootout in the parking lot.

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    See, this is why I go to IHOP, no brawls just fur and diamonds parties. IHOP after dark is a classy joint.

    Also, there's a dubbed version of the #1 fight that's side-splittingly funny but I can't find it, must keep searching.
    I do not aspire to be great, or even good, I hope to suck a little less then last class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    A friend of mine was in a Dennys when there was a gang shootout in the parking lot.
    Which Denny's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ignatzami View Post
    See, this is why I go to IHOP, no brawls just fur and diamonds parties. IHOP after dark is a classy joint.
    In New Jersey, gangs sign truces at IHOP.

    http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...street_ga.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    Which Denny's?
    The one across from Hazard Center, about a decade ago I think.

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    What are the chances any of these jackasses with camera phones actually bothered to call 911 before filming the fights?

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    Wonder if this sort of stuff ever happens at the high-end fancy restaurants.

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