Posted On:2/20/2014 11:46pm
Style: Standup, Ground-fighting
Originally Posted by Styygens
I think your "Internality" is bollocks and merely the product of your imagination being fed by too many Jedi Vulcans using lethal nerve pinches on your television set. You need to try an RBSD seminar to see what kind of damage a modern operator can inflict. It's brutal.
Your eyes will be opened and you'll never look back at that crackpot Asian chop-socky crap again!
Not all martial arts are Asian. Some of them are Oriental, you racist honky scum.
Posted On:2/21/2014 11:34am
Style: Ex-Tiger KF, ex-SanDa
Originally Posted by hungryjoe
Terrifying to say the least. I give and am now searching for a local FOOM source.
If no can find, is Yellow Bamboo an acceptable alternative?
The problem with Yellow Bamboo is that it's almost too effective. You have to be careful these days. In this litigious society, you can't just yell at people wantonly.
Except in New York. It's actually required there. You can be fined for not bellowing. If you're not yelling, you're not even trying.
I think they're working on something about the smell too. I heard a rumor that there are a couple of sidewalk grates on Canal st. that don't have poop-smell coming out of them. This won't do. The Apple demands poop smell, and shouting. Maybe the new mayor....
ORNYTHORINQUE!... BOIT-SANS-SOIF!... BACHI-BOUZOUK!
Posted On:2/22/2014 1:49am
Style: Judo, BJJ
Originally Posted by Holy Moment
Your move, Bullshido.
Was that... Holy Moment? Video's upped yesterday, and it's a private vid. I'd believe it.
Posted On:2/22/2014 6:32pm
i went to a gas station to pee, flicked my cig away, and as I back kicked the door closed, the entire building blew up. I'd bottle my chi like energy drink if I could figure out which hole to mine it from.
insight combined with intel, fuse, and dynamite
Posted On:2/22/2014 6:35pm
Style: (Hung Ga+BJJ+MT+JKD) ^ Qi
United States Marine.
Posted On:2/22/2014 6:47pm
Style: MCMAP, BJJ
Originally Posted by Vieux Normand
You disgusting lot.
Pummeling each other silly with your filthy knuckles, grime-caked feet, knobby knees, scratched-up shins and scabrous elbows.
Grabbing each other in greasy, greasy paws.
Putting dirty limbs around each others' equally-dirty arms and legs and then doing nothing more than pulling and grunting, pulling and grunting.
Squeezing dripping, sweaty necks, as if it would render your fellow-neanderthals any less conscious than they already are.
Smacking pimply foreheads empty of all brain-matter into each others' drooling countenances.
Trying to stuff unshaven faces into your malodorous crotches ("triangles" indeed!).
"Uncouth" doesn't even begin to describe you lot.
Really. There ought to be a law.
That's why George Dillman is the man to follow!
PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.
Originally Posted by sochin101
I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
Originally Posted by HappyOldGuy
I agree with moosey
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