McGruff the Crime Dog's Actor Arrested for Possession of Grenade Launcher, Marijuana
The state of Texas sentenced McGruff the Crime Dog actor John R. Morales to 16 years in prison for possession of drugs and weapons.
After a traffic stop for speeding in 2011, police found blueprints for two marijuana-growing facilities on McGruff/Morales' front seat and marijuana seeds just in the trunk of his car.
During a subsequent search of Morales' home, officers found "1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons – including a grenade launcher, and 9,000 rounds of ammunition".
This is just the most fucking hilarious story ever. I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere about prison bitch and his dog costume.
"Take a bite out of crime (and savor it's sweet, sweet flavor)?"
Dawg gone it.
I haven't smoked weed in a long time, but reading this, there is a god.
Ha! Is there a source for this?
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