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    Who would sit at your "man laws" table?

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    Some of you might remember the Bud Light series of "Man Laws" commercials from several years ago, in which a group of celebrities who were supposed to be authorities on manliness -- including Burt Reynolds, Jerome Bettis, Triple H, Eddie Griffin (WTF?), and Aaron Ralston, among others -- got together around a table and made up "man laws", that is, rules for how a man operates.

    Some examples:


    My question for Bullies is: if you had to pick, who would be the group that sat around the table and wrote man laws? Would there be actors? Athletes? Public servants?

    In the interest of avoiding historical debates, let's restrict this to people who are actually alive.

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    Real men scoff at laws!

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    One of my first man laws would be to wear a shirt at the table and piss beer wouldn't be allowed.

    I'll restrict myself to Bullshido.

    Myself, of course.
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    That's getting kind of crowded. We'd need a large table, plus mat area for grappling.

    If I left you out, it's because I'm in a hurry on my way to judo training, or, you simply are not manly enough.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    I already have a functional Man Laws table.

    Table of one.

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    Jason Statham
    Donnie Yen
    Tony Jaa
    Burt Reynolds
    The Rock

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    Teddy Roosevelt
    Jack London
    Oscar Wilde
    Charles Bronson
    Lapu-Lapu

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    One of my first man laws would be to wear a shirt at the table and piss beer wouldn't be allowed.

    I'll restrict myself to Bullshido.

    Myself, of course.
    Devil
    Phrost
    Omega
    NeilG
    Patfromlogan
    ezrb (for humor)
    Hedgehogey
    It Is Fake
    VieuxNormand
    JNP
    Jitschick

    That's getting kind of crowded. We'd need a large table, plus mat area for grappling.

    If I left you out, it's because I'm in a hurry on my way to judo training, or, you simply are not manly enough.

    Patfromlogan and Hedgehogey can come, but they have to sit at the kids' table.

    My invitees would include Hitler, Jesus, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Charlie Sheen and Optimus Prime.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    ^ a woman at the man law table?

    hen pecked
    Jealous and bitter you were not on the list, eh ? The humor seat was between you and ezrb, and you lost.
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    Need some Hemmingway and Ted Williams up in this bitch.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Viacheslav Datsik
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    Mick Foley

    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Jason Statham
    Donnie Yen
    Tony Jaa
    Burt Reynolds
    The Rock
    All actors?

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