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    Some of my hippie circus performer friends are moving out to Slab City, and they tell me they've got a naked gun range out there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Some of my hippie circus performer friends are moving out to Slab City, and they tell me they've got a naked gun range out there.

    I can't condone hanging out with hippies but there's certainly nothing tacticool about dangling nutsacks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    **** this thing:
    This is a real thing, isn't it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Of course the time to forget 'tactical' is long overdue. Everyone knows that a real badass goes 'strategic'.

    Theatre: corner office with panoramic shatterproofs, oak door and teak desk, top floor, financial district.

    Gear: expensive-cut Italian three-piece, bespoke silk shirt, six-figure shoes.

    Staff: two heavyweight flunkies in black, with shades to match their earpieces, one pricey-BJ receptionist and another on standby, one corrupt accountant to sign cheques.

    Sigs: contact info for various and sundry friends in high places, along with listed reasons why they have no choice but to be nice to you.

    Actions: issue orders, never lifting a finger.

    Software: anything by Machiavelli.
    Once again, I am ahead of the curve...

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    **** this thing too:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    **** this thing too:
    You sure you don't have a need for a tactical putty knife?

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    **** your tactical reloads and your SUL position.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    You sure you don't have a need for a tactical putty knife?
    Great idea! Aww, ****, somebody already thought of it... back to the drawing board:
    http://glocktalk.com/forums/showpost...&postcount=100

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Attachment 15817


    This is how I'm dressing for the range from now on. I'm only going to shoot chrome 1911s and I'm going to stand in the lane next to the guy with the Noveske AR and I'm going to shoot smaller groups than him and laugh hysterically.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post

    **** your paracord bracelets.

    **** your black guns.

    **** your guns that were once black but are now covered with Duracoat and/or Cerakote.

    **** your Oakleys that you think make you look like an operator operating operationally.

    **** anything with molle attachments.

    **** anything made by Blackhawk.

    **** your ball caps with velcro flags or patches.

    **** your bugout bag.

    **** your James Yeager video you shared on facebook.

    **** your attempts to associate yourselves with military forces and law enforcement agencies you've never taken the initiative to be a part of.

    **** every one of your trillion AR attachments.

    **** your Larue Tactical rails.

    **** your zombie talk.

    **** your tactical vest.

    **** your tactical carbine course.

    **** your web belt.

    ****. Your. Glock.

    **** you.

    That is all. Did I miss anything?
    Yes, the theme song for your thread, which is:



    Warning: contains naughty language.

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    Just to make sure my intentions are clear to the world - I'm not giving up on guns and such. I just refuse to enjoy them while wearing earth tones and I expect my guns to have some bling or some type of flair.

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