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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    From my e-mail: The Iron Master!

    So being a school owner I get a lot of e-mail for people advertising their next big martial arts training device / curriculum / innovation and so on. Usually I try hard to unsubscribe from the e-mail list they put me on and then and / or delete the thing as fast as possible. occasionally I find myself with a little time and will follow up and take a look at whatever junk I'm sent. Today was just such a day.

    I was so entertained by what I came across, that I just had to share with everyone. I give you what first saw as net generation of win chun dummy, but wait there's more! - enjoy - lol

    Here is a copy o the e-mail:

    Dear fellow martial artist,

    I would like to introduce you to an innovative product that I have personally developed, to increase my own martial art skills. After two years of testing, I am finally ready to release it to the public. I guarantee it is unlike anything you have ever seen before and it will greatly enhance the way you practice martial arts. To see details and videos of this product, visit my website at: www.the-iron-master.com

    I have personally sent this email to you to see if you would be willing to place a preorder. The cost to reserve this product is $0.

    This email was sent to you after reviewing your website, Facebook or You Tube pages. All of which have been liked or subscribed to. If you do not want to receive future emails, I will respect your privacy and remove you from the list. Simply reply to this email stating so, and you wont hear from me again.

    Below is my personal mobile number. If you have any questions with regards to this email or the product, do not hesitate to contact me.




    Regards,

    Joseph P. Gates 4th
    Product Designer

    Gatesway Enterprises, LLC
    GateswayEnterprises@gmail.com
    mobile: 302-670-9116

    Follow the link:
    http://www.the-iron-master.com/

    To watch the videos.

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    Thats fuckin awesome. It truly is the ultimate sparring partner! That first video is priceless. I want a room of them set to all variations to master fighting multiple opponents! You know you want one really.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I'm not going to lie, I want one.

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    That is pretty sweet, frankly. But for $1600 I can make it myself. Hell, I can make dozens of them for that.

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    I agree.

    The background fight sound effects comes from the movie 7 Grandmasters.

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    Now take that thing and hang it up so that it can move like a heavy bag as well. I mean you would have to make it heavier somehow or maybe mount it like a double end bag. If would be like a heavy bag with rotating arms. You guys know what I am saying?

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    He... invented the wing chun dummy?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Does it make the noises too?

    I really like the red headband on it. Although I think the ultimate sparring partner might be another human.
    Last edited by kamadul; 1/15/2014 10:18pm at . Reason: I got punched in the head too many times tonight and I can't spell

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    Guys I just came up with this new thing it's called the wheel.

    But I do want one of these, because I like dummy training.

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    The lengths people go to in order to not actually spar...

    could cure cancer with that kind of effort.

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