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    Part I : The College Years

    Chapter 4: Fight Club

    Now, remember we are talking about the early 2000s here. All the cool kids had their own “Fight Club.” Now, I wasn’t the only “ringer” in that TKD class. There was another student we will call H. H was your typical, I hold more Black Belts then you can imagine, in styles you never heard of. One of these black belts was in a Monkey Style Grappling Kung Fu and he liked to fancy himself “a grappler.” He would often jump at the TKDers during sparring and grapple and clinch with them. He was a townie, and lived at the edge of the college town. He was the “cool kid” with the fight club running out of his barn. Now his fight club was invite only, and he was undefeated.

    One day, after the TKD class H tells everyone to stay after. We are going to do some sparring because he wants to see if anyone is worthy of an invite to his fight club. I, of course, stay after. We circle up and H points to me, we are going to fight. Now I really need to set this scene. Two 21 year olds, 1 in a Black Ninja Gi with Tabi, the other with a Kung Fu slash and a dirty white shirt surrounded by TKDers are about to face off Fight Club style. Yes, it was that silly.

    Now remember, H was “a grappler.” He starts the match by jumping in and trying to put me in a school yard headlock. Seriously, this I have more black belts then you can count tries to headlock me. Of course my Jiu Jitsu training kicks in and I take his back, and Rear Naked Choke till he taps. The TKDers are stunned and I leave. I find out next class that H doesn’t want me at his Fight Club. This only boosts my ego, Ninjutsu is the ultimate Martial Art, it can quickly defeat a Black Belt in another Martial Art. No less a Black Belt, but an undefeated “Fight Club” champion. Even though I didn’t use ANY Ninjutsu in that match, in my mind I was a Ninja.

    At the point you should take away that I use my Jiu Jitsu training to beat people but give Ninjutsu the credit.
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    What a splendid present before I lay down to sleep.

    Here's one back - it's you!

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    Damn, reading these stories is making me feel like I missed out on something by starting my training at a world class MMA school. I would've made an awesome ninja.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma View Post
    Now his fight club was invite only, and he was undefeated.
    Odd how often that happens.
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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
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    Well this is my first post on Bullshido, I wont lie, this Forum is kinda terrifying however I've been enjoying this thread so much I decide to crawl out of my hole. Looking forward to your next chapter, plasma, very enjoyable read. I have just recently been offered the opportunity to take bujinkan taijutsu, I've always been a little bit skeptical of Ninjutsu so this just adds to the anticipation of your next entry.
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    If you keep writing these I promise I'll make free illustrations of them that are better than my 3 AM ninja sketch
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    If you keep writing these I promise I'll make free illustrations of them that are better than my 3 AM ninja sketch

    I have 9 chapters written so far. The adventure has just started. Some of the craziest chapters are in Part II.
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    I have 9 chapters written so far. The adventure has just started. Some of the craziest chapters are in Part II.
    Are you Caucasian? Do I have that part right?

    Words cannot describe the excitement I feel.
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    Are you Caucasian? Do I have that part right?

    Words cannot describe the excitement I feel.
    I am so pale, I got sunburned in Northern Europe in November on a cloudy day. True story.
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    Are you Caucasian? Do I have that part right?

    Words cannot describe the excitement I feel.
    Those white ninjas are the deadliest!
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