I feel the most realistic "ninjutsu" skill is to infect yourself w aids then deduce your target.
So just don't have sex with ashaoda Kom just to be sure....
I feel I can bring respect to the term "ninja" by inventing a really awesome highly alcoholic drink and naming it "ninja".
It would have to involve absinthe I feel.
Something that is like the anime ninja. It's deceptive but hits you crazy like 10 mins later.
Kawasaki tried it with a motorcycle and got trumped by Suzuki with something named after an old satellite. Some dumbass even tried it with a blender; that was a fail too.
Originally Posted by Bluto Blutarsky