Just about a week left!
There's just about a week left until the Warrior Dash makes me into a tired, useless husk of a man. Correction, a tireder, uselesser husk of a man.
Donate to St. Jude's and get yourself in on the fun and shenanigans. Ever since we moved out to Ford Island, I've been getting a lot of funny looks running around Pearl Harbor in armor. The training continues, and so does my soreness.
Enjoy a picture of fat flexing:
Good work, mang. I've done a few mud chuns myself:
You know, I might as well justify the weird **** I'm already going to do come race season. From now on I'll run as a sponsor for the United Negro College Fund. I'll be in another Zombie mud run this May, so let's see how much we can raise!
For $50 I'll bear crawl the whole course in a pinstripped dress suit.
For $100 I'll scream incoherently for the entirety of the event.
For $200 I'll eat laxatives before the race.
For $500 I'll do everything here at the Grappler's Quest tournament at the end of this month in addition to the race.
For $1,000 you get anal for an hour.
For $2,000 you won't have to play catcher.