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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Seriously, jenkem is the best story ever. That was a creative ************ that came up with that ****.

    Unless it's true.
    I don't know, I used to hear stories about licking toads to get high and thought it was bullshit. Then it turned out to be true. In 1980 Australia outlawed toad licking:

    http://science.howstuffworks.com/zoo...enic-frog1.htm

    First you got to squeeze them to get the toad juice flowing, then you lick it off. Wouldnt be the worst thing I've ever licked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    I don't know, I used to hear stories about licking toads to get high and thought it was bullshit. Then it turned out to be true. In 1980 Australia outlawed toad licking:

    http://science.howstuffworks.com/zoo...enic-frog1.htm

    First you got to squeeze them to get the toad juice flowing, then you lick it off. Wouldnt be the worst thing I've ever licked.
    I think you should perform a jenkem test. You know, in the name of science and fraud exposure and stuff. Pics or it didn't happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    In other words, if someone murders you it doesnt necessarily mean that they hate you, maybe they just want your smartphone, and maybe they'll let you live if you throw it at them and run.
    We're not talking about robberies. We're talking about random rat packs KO'ing people for no reason.

    Stop moralizing about race for a second and start considering the issue.

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    I hear that there are over a million Satanists living in this country, all of whom partake in ritualistic child sexual abuse and murder. They also frequently like to get drunk via "butt-chugging" and wearing tampons soaked in vodka. Make sure you keep an eye on your children if you catch them wearing "jelly bracelets." They're actually color-coded signals given to them by the Satanists that let other people know what sexual activities they're willing to perform. If you fear Satanists might be living in your town (And there definitely are), be wary of people flashing their headlights at you while driving at night. The Satanists will try to get you to stop so they can get you high with a banana-peel cigarette and then intentionally give you AIDS by raping you.
    This may be the single greatest thing I have ever read on the internet.

    Quote Originally Posted by CapnMunchh View Post
    I don't know, I used to hear stories about licking toads to get high and thought it was bullshit. Then it turned out to be true. In 1980 Australia outlawed toad licking:
    Dude, there's a big difference between licking a pet and huffing $%@# gas.
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    Right now in popular culture it's all about the Molly but I want to hear 2 Chainz rapping about jenkem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    We're not talking about robberies. We're talking about random rat packs KO'ing people for no reason.

    Stop moralizing about race for a second and start considering the issue.
    That what I was saying, that a "murder" can be a felony murder which starts out motivated by money but goes wrong and results in a homicide. Not good, but still motivated by something we can understand. A hate crime is a different kind of animal, it comes from irrational hate, and a random assault isn't really different from a hate crime, it just means that the perp hates everybody.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I think you should perform a jenkem test. You know, in the name of science and fraud exposure and stuff. Pics or it didn't happen.
    In the name of science, I will participate in an experiment. I will **** in a box if someone else will stick their head in and sniff it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    Right now in popular culture it's all about the Molly
    One advantage to switching to Jenkem would be that you'd never get ripped off. I mean, what's cheaper than ****?
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    Speaking as an ardent coprophile, I can say that I've never gotten high off of eating ****.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Speaking as an ardent coprophile, I can say that I've never gotten high off of eating ****.
    Did you let the "Butthash" ferment first?

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/11/06/jenkem_warning/
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    I've learned so much about life outside my norm since joining this site.

    Jenkem. Had to Google it.

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