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    The war on Ninjas

    Fucking hell. This is it. These fucker's must be stopped. After yesterday's encounter, I decided that Portland needs to be fucking cleansed ASAP. I thought that we probably only had one Ninja spawning ground, and that I could solve the problem by burning that **** to the ground. Unfortunately, basic googling suggests that there are at least five of these places exist in the Portland area, with another one in Vancouver. How should I proceed? I keep running into these fucktards and I'm at the end of my rope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Fucking hell. This is it. These fucker's must be stopped. After yesterday's encounter, I decided that Portland needs to be fucking cleansed ASAP. I thought that we probably only had one Ninja spawning ground, and that I could solve the problem by burning that **** to the ground. Unfortunately, basic googling suggests that there are at least five of these places exist in the Portland area, with another one in Vancouver. How should I proceed? I keep running into these fucktards and I'm at the end of my rope.
    First, What happened?

    Second, maybe work on earning your blue belt first?

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    Quote Originally Posted by <plasma> View Post
    First, What happened?

    Second, maybe work on earning your blue belt first?
    I'm basically still fuming over yesterday's encounter. Dude showed up at the dojo with a two inch long thumb nail that he claims he has so he can stab people and gouge out eyes because he cross trains in the booj. I couldn't call him out because he also has a black belt in Kyokushin/Shotokan. I only found out about the nail after he punched me in the face several times during a light spar. I'll be back training BJJ once college starts. Currently doing Kyokushin because I can't afford the local BJJ gym ($200 a month is a no) and the Judo places are too far away for me to make it more than once a week.

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    Simple answer in our dojo, trim that **** or you're not allowed on the floor. We keep some nail clippers handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    I'm basically still fuming over yesterday's encounter. Dude showed up at the dojo with a two inch long thumb nail that he claims he has so he can stab people and gouge out eyes because he cross trains in the booj. I couldn't call him out because he also has a black belt in Kyokushin/Shotokan. I only found out about the nail after he punched me in the face several times during a light spar. I'll be back training BJJ once college starts. Currently doing Kyokushin because I can't afford the local BJJ gym ($200 a month is a no) and the Judo places are too far away for me to make it more than once a week.

    Simple solution, tell him you don't spar with any one that doesn't trim their nails.

    How do you plan to win your "War on Ninja" if you couldn't even challenge this one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by <plasma> View Post
    Simple solution, tell him you don't spar with any one that doesn't trim their nails.

    How do you plan to win your "War on Ninja" if you couldn't even challenge this one?
    Well I was planning to quietly torch all of the dojo's in the dead of night. The nail was also revealed after one class ended and another was about to begin. I'll probably ask him to roll if I see him again and there is time.

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    Tactics straight from the KKK manual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <plasma> View Post
    Tactics straight from the KKK manual.
    The joke->






    Your head->

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    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Well I was planning to quietly torch all of the dojo's in the dead of night. The nail was also revealed after one class ended and another was about to begin. I'll probably ask him to roll if I see him again and there is time.
    I'd say that sounded pretty 'ninja'! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rarius View Post
    I'd say that sounded pretty 'ninja'! lol
    This guy gets it.

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