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    Last edited by ermghoti; 12/04/2013 4:51pm at .
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
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    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.

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    I need clarification here. Was that letter written to you or is this some internet joke kind of thing? If it was written to you I must say that I am much dissapoint that you did not include a copy of your complaint to BIC. I really really need to view the complaint. This letter is like premature ejaculation, All the fun at the end but no real build up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dflanmod View Post
    I need clarification here. Was that letter written to you or is this some internet joke kind of thing? If it was written to you I must say that I am much dissapoint that you did not include a copy of your complaint to BIC. I really really need to view the complaint. This letter is like premature ejaculation, All the fun at the end but no real build up.
    Wasn't me, but I have no particular reason to doubt the veracity. There was a local performance artist/comedian/nutcase that would do dramatic readings of letters he sent to major corporations, and their responses. Some of them were quite similar to the above. It irks me to no end that I forgot the guy's name, he would have been a natural in the Internet age.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    Wasn't me, but I have no particular reason to doubt the veracity. There was a local performance artist/comedian/nutcase that would do dramatic readings of letters he sent to major corporations, and their responses. Some of them were quite similar to the above. It irks me to no end that I forgot the guy's name, he would have been a natural in the Internet age.
    I had a book of collected letters like that, from many years back. The author would often write politicians and ask them to send him a tie "to promote brotherhood between our nations".

    It was about 50/50 whether the recipients got the jokes or not.

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