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    It's been a long, long time. Detroit, _ing _un, and the life of your favorite person



    It certainly has been a long, long time. How many years? I figured it's been so long that I should consider myself a "newbie" here and introduce myself again. I'm guessing a few things have probably changed (they actually probably haven't) with this forum. Certainly, everything about my life has.

    First off, I'm now running a branch of the Detroit Ving Tsun school. Now, as much as everyone here likes to hate on _ing _hun (very deservedly), I can guarantee that we at least have the most bad-ass chunner kwoon around. Common complaints I've heard about our school are things like "They are too hard-core!" and "They expect too much!" and "They are too serious!" and "They hit too damn hard!" I figure that's not too bad for a kung fu school. We still don't teach kids either, which means we may be about the only kung fu school in the world with enough adults to pay its bills.




    Also, I'm not a sifu. Let's just make sure that is clear as well. Everything in Detroit is still run under Sifu Owen Matson.

    Speaking of people who listen to Metal, is McClaw still around? What about my old buds like Moose, DerAuslander/JB (Jiggle Butt?), Stick, Fox, Plasma, Maverick, FFF, Tom Kagan, etc., etc.? I miss those old days at Hooters, watching Moose try to choke me while girls in hotpants walk by to distract me. Their food is still **** though. I'm guessing there haven't been many UFC nights anywhere or any more Throwdowns since I've been gone though. So I hope some of you guys miss me, since gone were the days of backyard bbqs and a warm pool after a day of getting kicked in the dick. I'm still doing Youmacon each year though. Which reminds me, I didn't find anyone to get a picture with this year! I'm sure McClaw was probably selling his chain-mail at Cobo though.

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    Now, I'm sure that you guys are all wondering: what about Dagon's personal life!!!! First off, I've stopped dating church girls. Fucking whores. Also, that bitch tried to stab me and got arrested: twice. I did a bit more tabloid worthy stuff that I'm sure you'd all be interested in, but I think I learned my lesson. I think. And my lesson was:

    American girls are terrible. Stay away from them.

    Then I started dating a German Au Pair. You'd all know the people she lived with when she was here in America, btw. Her host-mom is the blond lady in all of those "Fight Science" shows. And I got to have Thanksgiving dinner with them last year. Thanksgiving dinner next to the two Emmys on the shelf. Awesome, awesome people. And cool meeting someone in real life who I had seen in videos on Bullshido 100 times before.

    I got back from my first visit to Germany about a month ago, and am now planning to move there. None of their _ing _un places seemed to want me to make a visit though, so I'm still working on that. I've worked with some German chunners here though. Let me say that I think I can take them in chi sao ;) Germany is awesome though, and I feel like the luckiest guy in the world. Let me show you something here. This is my girlfriend's front yard, along with her seven cows. And her house is older than our country.

    Spoiler:

    HER HOUSE IS OLDER THAN OUR COUNTRY! My girlfriend is back their for college though. Why? Because college here would cost tons of money (and Germans find getting loans to be insanely uncomfortable), and there it's only around 500 Euro a year.... and that includes books since my girlfriend just checked all her books out at the library. She's a math/engineering major, so maybe it's just that I'm dating someone logical and rational: Vulcan girls who run half-marathons are hot.

    Seriously guys, I'm loving life right now, and have more giant challenges than I've ever had before, but they are all awesome challenges that are very worth it. So there's that. I'll avoid posting pics of the new lady though. I've done enough of that in the past of different girls. Let me assure you though: she's the hottest one ever and looks great in yoga pants. ;)

    Spoiler:


    Anyway, flame away. I'm sure some people have missed me. ;) Or, go ahead and ask some questions about Ving Tsun, Germany, running a school, etc. etc. etc. Our schools are near the stadiums in Detroit (Eastern Market), and at 10 1/2 and Greenfield (just north of 696). And feel free to drop in and see what non-slappy, non-***** kung fu is like if you're in the area and that's your sort of thing

    --Dagon

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    My Parents house, is older than your country, dude. ;)

    Quote Originally Posted by Dagon Akujin View Post
    Speaking of people who listen to Metal, is McClaw still around? What about my old buds like Moose, DerAuslander/JB (Jiggle Butt?), Stick, Fox, Plasma, Maverick, FFF, Tom Kagan, etc., etc.? I miss those old days at Hooters, watching Moose try to choke me while girls in hotpants walk by to distract me. Their food is still **** though. I'm guessing there haven't been many UFC nights anywhere or any more Throwdowns since I've been gone though. So I hope some of you guys miss me, since gone were the days of backyard bbqs and a warm pool after a day of getting kicked in the dick. I'm still doing Youmacon each year though. Which reminds me, I didn't find anyone to get a picture with this year! I'm sure McClaw was probably selling his chain-mail at Cobo though.
    Moose - Doesn't post anymore. Dunno if he lurks.
    DerAus - Still here, still telling the stupid to STFU.
    McClaw - Is now a fully paid up member!
    Fox - Foxguitar? Doesn't post anymore. Otherwise, dunno who you mean.
    FFF - Doesn't post here anymore. Not sure if he lurks. Last thing I knew, he had migrated to Sociocide.
    Stick - Posts once every other Blue moon.
    Plas - Posts once in a Blue moon.
    Mav - Not sure, to be honest.
    Tom Kagen - Pretty sure he's left.

    Glad you're doing ok, Dagon.
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    And when the ****'s been punched out of you, you might just find that you're far better-off without it." - Vieux Normand

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    "I feel naked I was so distracted by your penis"
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    Glad you're doing ok, Dagon.
    Thanks a ton. With over 250 views and only 1 reply though, I'm guessing nobody remembers me. That's probably a good thing. Maybe I should link to some of my old, flame-out school reviews. Those were the days.

    If Tom Kagan is gone though, who is the resident chunner? Don't tell me it's that Daniel Horgan guy. I was checking out his shitty YouTube stuff and that's what made me decide to see what was going on here. You guys really let me down giving that guy a claim to fame. :/ I mean, I hope bobbyclumsyninja is getting better from the CrohnAIDSbraincancer he must have been suffering. But now that guy is trying to make himself famous. And those videos have some of the worst chi-sao I've ever seen. I feel bad for the sifus, with that "this guy has no fucking clue what he's doing" faces.

    Anyway, I should try to post a few more pictures of Germany, since it was completely awesome. I still am going to try avoiding posting my girlfriend though. Can't have her turning into a LLL star.


    Germany is GORGEOUS. My girlfriend lives in the black forest. It's like living up in the clouds.


    Here's me at a Dagon sculpture in Berlin, just outside the big soviet TV tower. Okay, it's Neptune. Pretty much the same thing though.


    The Victory Tower. Tons of things in Germany have their roofs gilded in gold. Why can't America?


    Inside the Bundestag. You can always look down into the actual meetings of their legislature.


    Chemnitz. I found it a very telling thing that Germany, since reunification, has had zero relationship with Russia.


    Speaking of soviets.


    The Disney World there (Europa Park) had this awesome roller coaster called "Woodan". It was a giant wooden coaster all based on Norse Mythology.


    I went to a restaurant that's been in business since 1749. They still make all their own dairy there. This meant that everything tasted like cow. I didn't really like most of the German food. There is simply way too much sausage and bologna. Everywhere. The biggest cliché in Germany is "Das ist wurst", which means "That is sausage", which means it's normal and unimportant.


    This is the Fraun Kirche. It was GORGEOUS, and destroyed during the bombing of Dresden. The dark bricks are the original bricks. This was only remade in about the last 15 years. Tons of things in Dresden are new. New castles, new gorgeous renaissance looking buildings. All only a dozen years old. Most times in Germany, I'd say "Hey, it's fair that America doesn't have something like that, since it's 500 years old." But most of this stuff in Dresden is younger than a middle-school kid.


    Germans have daytime and nighttime toothpaste. And they have urinals in all of their home bathrooms. And they all watch The Simpsons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dagon Akujin View Post
    Thanks a ton. With over 250 views and only 1 reply though, I'm guessing nobody remembers me.
    There are still some people from the old days. Welcome back.

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    I remember you, Dagon. Good to see you're still in one piece.

    Just....please don't post anything else about your personal life? That does not tend to end well.

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    I remember you. I'd stop by your kwoon if I had any desire to see Detroit.

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    I remember you, though I wasn't posting much when you were active. Welcome back.

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    Welcome back.

    I think I used to be a chunner when we last crossed e-paths here... :)

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    " - by Vorpal

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    Welcome back. Your pics are awesome! Thanks for posting them. Glad your having fun with the _un. Whatever makes you happy.

    Update on Moose: He is in the USMC, I think stationed in Cali. He came on for a minute after Sirc trolled him enough on his facebook, that they brought it here. Moose ended up posting a pic of his girl who had huge boobs and was hot. So he won in my book!
    Combatives training log.

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    I'm just insanely busy. I'm a combat instructor at the school of infantry turning stupid teenage boys who think they're Marines into stupid teenage boys who think they're combat ready Marines...

    and that girl is my wife, lol.


    I still lurk, but my martial arts are really just MCMAP, I don't even have time to do bjj at the school 5 minutes from my house.

    I also am undergoing a tendon reconstruction in my hand, because naval medicine fucked my hand up.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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