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    Phoenix Jones Dumps Out Of Shape "Super Heroes"



    Bullshido members are well aware of Seattle vigilante Phoenix Jones, founder of the "Rain City Super Heroes". He and his group have been the topic of discussion on our forums more than a few times. Well Jones recently disbanded the group in an effort to clean up its image, effectiveness, and ability to fight crime within the scope of city laws. Rather than identify and remove individual members by name, Jones chose to re-start the organization and establish a baseline of standards for fitness.

    These standards include the ability to do five pull-ups and twenty five sit-ups in two minutes. "They lacked the physical fitness of an 8th grader, refused to give police their identity, and some even carried illegal weapons", said Jones.

    "I'm going to go out there with the most equipped, most protected, smartest team with the best tactical decisions I can, regardless of what that costs me personally," Jones said.



    You can follow Phoenix Jones on Facebook here.

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    Jesus H. Christ that's a lot of CAPS LOCK ALWAYS ON RAWR!

    I mean, seriously, I can't follow half his posts.
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    "IF I AM GOING TO CALL MYSELF A SUPER HERO..."

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    Kinda impressed that he's being so "professional" in his requirements and not just all "we're gunna beat up the bad guys yah!!!!"
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    Makes you wonder though,

    why doesn't he just join the fire department or PD? Seems like he has some amount of discipline.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.HoneyBadger View Post
    Makes you wonder though,

    why doesn't he just join the fire department or PD? Seems like he has some amount of discipline.
    See I don't have an issue with that. He wants to do things in his own way.
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    Living in Seattle myself, I am a huge fan of Pheonix Jones.

    But 25 sit ups in 2 minutes? WTF? I would expect someone who is not athletic, who does not work out, who never did any MA at all, to be able to do 25 sit ups in 2 minutes...

    I wonder if he is being litteral here or if that was his way of him saying "you are weak, lazy and crazy and I don't want you around."
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    The way I read it (with a heaping serving of Benefitofthedoubt sauce), both the pull ups and sit ups had to be done in two minutes.

    I have to admit I like what the guy is doing too; beats Xbox and Doritos on a Friday night.


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    So the phonex Jones superhero boot camp?
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