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  1. Sarzis is offline

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    Bad rep ratings in Bullshido
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    From dead leafs green sprout.
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    Your second stanza has too many syllables.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzis View Post
    Bad rep ratings in Bullshido
    Raging for a now lost brilliant performance
    From dead leafs green sprout.
    That's:
    Eight
    Twelve
    Five

    You must really like doing pushups.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzis View Post
    Bad rep ratings in Bullshido
    Raging for a now lost brilliant performance
    From dead leafs green sprout.
    That's:
    Eight
    Twelve
    Five

    You must really like doing pushups.
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    Hey Sarzis, how about this:


    Still, I fucking fail
    Must learn to improve haikus
    Time for push ups now
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    'king Haiku natzis

    Who cares about rules and ****

    Get an enema
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    'king Haiku natzis

    Who cares about rules and ****

    Get an enema
    When crafting haiku
    Syllables must be minded
    Or it's not haiku

    Don't need enema
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    Train freestyle hauiku

    Can't count sylables on street

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    Good news everybody! I've decided to start doing MMA again. This is partially because I miss punching people in the face, and partially because one of my girlfriends has promised to break up with me if I get fat (as she should: fat people do not deserve love).
    So anyway, I went back into my old gym on Thursday. Hopefully soon I can recapture my former savage killing prowess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    Good news everybody! I've decided to start doing MMA again. This is partially because I miss punching people in the face, and partially because one of my girlfriends has promised to break up with me if I get fat (as she should: fat people do not deserve love).
    So anyway, I went back into my old gym on Thursday. Hopefully soon I can recapture my former savage killing prowess.
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  10. Devil is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    Good news everybody! I've decided to start doing MMA again. This is partially because I miss punching people in the face, and partially because one of my girlfriends has promised to break up with me if I get fat (as she should: fat people do not deserve love).
    So anyway, I went back into my old gym on Thursday. Hopefully soon I can recapture my former savage killing prowess.
    No chubs for baby
    Two fucks McClaw does not give
    Honkers good to go
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