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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Through the tawny eye
    He shits frosted turds all month
    Sodomy is bliss

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    First full year training
    Still shitty at thai boxing
    Get kicked in the head

    Haiku is stupid.
    How does this even make sense?
    Refrigerator

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Imbued warrior spirit
    A sweaty gi for armor against foes
    Can't breathe

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Stick fights tomorrow.
    Really, I'm too old for this,
    Do it anyway.

  5. #65
    His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzis View Post
    Imbued warrior spirit
    A sweaty gi for armor against foes
    Can't breathe

    I love watching motherfuckers fail miserably whenever we get started with haiku.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    You all now must do a Haiku.
    Crappler commands us
    "Y'all now must do a Haiku"
    Ain't gonna comply

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I love watching motherfuckers fail miserably whenever we get started with haiku.
    one two three four five
    six seven eight nine ten and
    so done with this ****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzis View Post
    Imbued warrior spirit
    A sweaty gi for armor against foes
    Can't breathe
    Five,
    Seven,
    Five, Hommie!

    Do those as sets of pushups and try again. ;)

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    Bad rep ratings in Bullshido
    Raging for a now lost brilliant performance
    From dead leafs green sprout.

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    Your second stanza has too many syllables.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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