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  1. Jo Vale Tudo is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/01/2013 11:05pm


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Bullshido Haiku

    In light of "Your Martial Arts Suck" :)

    "Deadly"

    Ancient martial arts.
    Effective cause it is old.
    I don't need to spar.


    "Teh streets"

    Sport versus teh streets.
    I can out swim Michael Phelps,
    But in a river.


    "Deadly" Part 2
    In theory it works.
    Saw it done in the movies.
    I don't need to spar.


    "Reality Check"
    Tried using eye-pokes.
    Also attempted throat grab.
    Just got punched then choked.


    "Ex Em Ey"
    Trained in XMA.
    Starts fight with corkscrew round kick.
    Missed! Guy moved two feet.


    Let's hear yours if you got 'em. :)
  2. CapnMunchh is offline

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    11/02/2013 1:14am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: TangSooDo/Yubiwaza

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Magic pants flapping
    Toe jams between tatami
    Take wrist, not too hard.
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    Posted On:
    11/02/2013 7:38am

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     Style: BJJ+Sanda

    4
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Haiku has some rules
    something about the syllables
    but I can't count due to getting hit in the head a lot, I always get it wrong.
    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
  4. Chili Pepper is online now
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    Posted On:
    11/02/2013 8:51am


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    1
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Invoking Bruce Lee
    Wins bullshido arguments
    No fighting needed
  5. CapnMunchh is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/02/2013 9:41am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: TangSooDo/Yubiwaza

    2
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Couple more:

    New long term contract
    Educational Funding Company
    A plague on your house


    Never washed my gi
    Rolling five, six days a week
    White belts pass out.


    Your Sensei is so fat,
    When he sits around the mat, he
    Sits around the mat.
  6. OwlMatt is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/02/2013 1:41pm


     Style: aikido

    2
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I don't need your sport
    I don't need your aliveness
    I have static drills

    Aikido must work
    All the best MMA guys
    Trained under Seagal

    I don't need research
    I have strong opinions
    Oh hi, It is Fake
  7. Jo Vale Tudo is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/14/2013 5:26pm


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "__ing __un"

    The real Wing Chun,
    no master alive teach it,
    practiced by no one.
  8. FinalLegion is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/14/2013 7:54pm

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     Style: Shotokan

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I am a ninja
    I bought the black pajamas
    I am a ninja
  9. Jo Vale Tudo is offline

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    Posted On:
    11/14/2013 8:33pm


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    "No Rules"

    I will eye-gouge you,
    if you put me in your guard.
    What is an armbar?
  10. FinalLegion is offline
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    Posted On:
    11/14/2013 8:41pm

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     Style: Shotokan

    2
    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    See my deadly Chun
    I will chain punch you to vic-
    Ow. This armbar hurts.
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