He asks a question many times, with a slight variation:
"Are you telling me x?"
"Are you telling me y?"
"Are you telling me z?"
"Are you telling me a?"
"Are you telling me b?"
"Are you telling me c?"
Yet not once does he ask it right...
"Are you telling me to please be quiet?"
Why yes, yes i am.
When life gives you lemons... BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
"what's the best thing about aikido then?"
"To be defeated by your enemies, to be driven by them from the field of battle, and to hear the lamentations of your women." ermghoti
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If you take all the tired, cliched, long debunked myths of MMA and combat sports and mixed them in a blender with some protein powder and dit da jow(you drink that ****, right?) and about a pound of stupid, I think this is what you'd get:
His arguments don't even make bad sense... Oh, and did you know that MLK was an exemplary martial artists?(that whole non-violence thing and all)
According to Freddie, participating in combat sports makes you stupid. So what's his excuse?
Last edited by JinRew; 8/27/2013 4:57am at .
if he doesn't get hit in the head, what's his excuse for stupid?
Clearly can't do no philosophy
I think he has been hit in the head ALOT and thats why he's so against fighting...except apparently he's not against fighting as long as its stand up only..u know..like REAL MEN...cos u know if u drop ur fucking pizza on the floor an **** u don't eat it do u?..naw **** it humans eat at the table..u get me..so why fight on the ground?
Originally Posted by Pharabus
I think he makes perfect sense.
So if someone takes him to the ground he's going to say "look this **** is nasty and frankly goes against my personal combat philosophy"?
LOLZ grapplers stand up and fight!
I bet he is a Turisas fan
I like how Sanshou is okay, but the Cage is wrong. What a stupid ****.
Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf
Thank you so much for that. I never need be sad again. They have a Klingon on violin OMG.
Where on earth did you find this band? A LARP/D@D convention? My testicles fell off watching that..I was seriously unmanned.
They may be the musical equivalant of what passes for thought in Freddies head.
Challenge match between this guy and Master Wong!
Whats the over under that it goes to the ground?
Originally Posted by Permalost
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