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    None of y'all know about my double T.

    You call this a martial arts forum?
    All I see here are bar brawlers who've taken too many hits to their beefsteak heads, pimping each other's egos and contributing to the degeneracy.

    Brizilian hate cuddlers! How do you say "rough trade" in Portuguese? You boys aren't fooling anyone! Someday you'll run your mouth at the wrong food court and find yourself cornered and outnumbered by high ranking desciples of the Bujinkan. What are you going to do? You try to take on a mob of armchair assasins with heavy petting and you will die, bruh.
    My regards over the loss of George Michaels btw. He was a prince!

    Punch Kickers! You can't stop AIDS with a flying elbow. I read that on Youtube. You won't get far outside the ring with hot pants and a 7/2 record against bannana trees. What happens when Holy Moment sees you in those shorts? It's still a walk of shame when you're on a hospital gurney.

    I've got some more uncomfortable truths for ya.
    The only reasons Tai Chi doesn't dominate the octagon is that guns are not allowed in Tai Chi.
    Or the octagon.
    Fact.
    Aikido is the best martial art when facing Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey in drag.
    Chi exists. Chi is where hope gives wings to dream. If you don't throw hadukens; **** you.
    Ninjas > Grapplers
    JCVD > Norris
    Cynthia Rothrock > You
    2 Ts > 1

    Witness the skills!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    You call this a martial arts forum?
    All I see here are bar brawlers who've taken too many hits to their beefsteak heads, pimping each other's egos and contributing to the degeneracy.

    Brizilian hate cuddlers! How do you say "rough trade" in Portuguese? You boys aren't fooling anyone! Someday you'll run your mouth at the wrong food court and find yourself cornered and outnumbered by high ranking desciples of the Bujinkan. What are you going to do? You try to take on a mob of armchair assasins with heavy petting and you will die, bruh.
    My regards over the loss of George Michaels btw. He was a prince!

    Punch Kickers! You can't stop AIDS with a flying elbow. I read that on Youtube. You won't get far outside the ring with hot pants and a 7/2 record against bannana trees. What happens when Holy Moment sees you in those shorts? It's still a walk of shame when you're on a hospital gurney.

    I've got some more uncomfortable truths for ya.
    The only reasons Tai Chi doesn't dominate the octagon is that guns are not allowed in Tai Chi.
    Or the octagon.
    Fact.
    Aikido is the best martial art when facing Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey in drag.
    Chi exists. Chi is where hope gives wings to dream. If you don't throw hadukens; **** you.
    Ninjas > Grapplers
    JCVD > Norris
    Cynthia Rothrock > You
    2 Ts > 1

    Witness the skills!
    Click image for larger version. 

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    Da fuq? I'm getting to old to understand this ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Da fuq? I'm getting to old to understand this ****.
    Everyone has different stress reactions. Mr Machette obviously defaults to performance troll.

    I have no idea what 2Ts is ...
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    Da fuq? I'm getting to old to understand this ****.
    I think I came to an understanding.
    Your MMA is deadly became of your TMA and not tthe other way round.
    You are the real Wing Chun Man and your ultimate secret to making Chun effective was using different arts entirely.
    That's why your power levels are so high. I'm on to you, Omega.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    I think I came to an understanding.
    Your MMA is deadly became of your TMA and not tthe other way round.
    You are the real Wing Chun Man and your ultimate secret to making Chun effective was using different arts entirely.
    That's why your power levels are so high. I'm on to you, Omega.
    Is it paper? It has to be paper. The best thing you can do is sit quietly. Just put on some music and let your mind go to the place that the image in the OP came from. Just go there for six or eight hours with the music and the pillows and ONLY fake LED tea lights.
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
    BILL HICKS,
    1961-1994

    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BackFistMonkey View Post
    Everyone has different stress reactions. Mr Machette obviously defaults to performance troll.

    I have no idea what 2Ts is ...
    That's what I'm talking about. When you're ready I can show you the esoteric breathing techniques, vegetarian diet and passive agressive negging that will transform your Backfist to BackfisTT.

    Mannaste!

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    Oh, I do so love the early days of psychotic breaks. People are always the warmest and cuddliest, right before they become mass murderers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by submessenger View Post
    Oh, I do so love the early days of psychotic breaks. People are always the warmest and cuddliest, right before they become mass murderers.
    I always think of Tyrion Lannister when I see that dwarf mandolinist from "Safety Dance." We can dance when we want to. We can act if we want to, because If we don't, nobody will. And you can act real rude and totally removed, and I can act like an imbecile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pship Destroyer View Post
    I always think of Tyrion Lannister when I see that dwarf mandolinist from "Safety Dance."
    Brad Williams. He's not just a dwarf, he owns it. With a capital P.


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    Fixed your link. This is funny.

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