10/01/2013 7:57am, #1
Way to perpetuate stupid martial arts myths, Cracked. Someone call Seanbaby.
Seriously? Catching arrows out of the air that are going about the speed of someone lobbing them at you like a Paralympian shot putter in the wrong event?
Chock full of references to ninja badassery, this article helped my face maintain a look of indignant despair, while giving fat wannabes the chance to fling around their mothers decorative fan with the belief they were wielding the deadly.
And the one inch punch. Worse, they gave credibility to the one in punch in Kill Bill by comparing it to Bruce Lee. Now, aside from the fact that Bruce had the ability to put his body behind it, the bride not only did not have that luxury, but she would also have been punching wood with several square metres of dirt on top of it. That's not just wood she'd be competing against, that's several hundred pounds of solid pressure. I'm sure someone with more of a science background could back me up here, but it's B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T.
Seanbaby needs to go clear house at cracked.GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
10/01/2013 11:27am, #2
10/01/2013 2:42pm, #3
10/01/2013 4:27pm, #4
Man, Seanbaby barely writes articles anymore...
10/01/2013 9:54pm, #5
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I thought it was going to be a sarcastic entry BY Seanbaby.
It wasn't... :<
I'll give 'em the 100-man Kumite because anything is possible(?) and a little of the drunken style. Broken rhythm + using the shoulder to strike = "drunken" style. Forget the whole idea of intoxication, it's just being a "slippery" opponent, dammit. Also, if someone is motivated enough, they can do damage with whatever they want, be it a fan or a chopstick or a crushed and ripped up Pepsi can.
10/01/2013 10:58pm, #6
Growing up I had a bow and arrow set that seemed to shoot at a similar speed:
Last edited by cualltaigh; 10/01/2013 11:17pm at .Dum spiro, spero.
Tada gan iarracht.
10/01/2013 11:49pm, #7
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It looks as though the person in the fan photo is wearing a WTF uniform. Making the fan the most dangerous thing in that photo at least...
10/02/2013 6:27am, #8
I was okay with most of it until, "Bruce Lee was a fighter, not a wordsmith." I thought, "That's exactly the opposite of true," but checked the comments and everybody was busy posting amateur Chuck Norris joke attempts about everybody's favorite B-movie star, so I decided not to go for the all-time Cracked downvote record by saying anything.It seems to me that the Sanjuriu Martial Art is not in guestion, but, rather the character of Mr. Galt.
10/02/2013 3:18pm, #9
10/03/2013 7:54am, #10