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    prison lingo

    Found this on another board (the og):

    Friend: "hey jim, want a ham sandwhich?"
    Jim:"you can take that ham sandwhich and rub it on your chest"

    when you don't want something tell them to rub it on their chest.

    another saying for telling some one to **** off is to tell them to kick rocks.

    Friend:"hey jim, can I have a cigerette?" Jim: "**** you - go kick rocks."

    if something bad happens to you - you are hit.

    friend:" hey jim, I am out of smokes" Jim: "your hit brother"

    kill the cotton knee high= dreams of getting out get fucked up

    the bitch chasing it= long sentence with a consecutive sentence tacked on the end.

    rank = bust a trustee back to general population

    turn around= very short stay, usually never clearing the diagnostics unit.

    killin on= wacking off as female guards go by

    bt = building tender slang for con boss

    ding= short timer/first timer

    bull pen=dayroom/exercise room

    bitch pen=same as above execpt for females

    daddy= inmate who gives protection to punk in exchange for sexual favors or to pimp them out.

    turn out= make a punk

    brownsville = last hit or 2 of a cigarette

    daddy ho ho = prison warden

    jocker - an inmate who will have a punk. A daddt if you will.

    Kid - a punk.

    Fish- first timer in prison.

    Hack - Prison security officer.

    Shank - A knife or other sharp instrument used to attack another inmate.

    Boof - Same as a shank, except it is hidden in the anus to conceal it from the hacks.

    Sweetie Gold - Desserts from the cafeteria traded for sexual favors, cigarettes, etc.

    RIPs - cigarettes, referring to "rolled in prison".

    Blickey - AIDS, as in "he has the blickey".
    now you can be up to clue with the low-lives of the world.

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    Wow....I feel so....enlightened.... notreally, that was pretty retarded... but, if I ever go to jail I'll know what's going on.

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    Breakdown: An amalgam of foods (usually containing ramen noodles, tuna fish and cheese) where many times a coupe of inmates will get together from their commissary and make a meal, compared to the regular prison food its a delicacy.
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    Now we know what people do all day in jail.

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    so their tied of killin on so they wip out their oof and make a kid his son?

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    hell you forgot the best one of all
    THE TOSSED SALAD
    covering you anus with honey,jelly or any other substance your man friend may enjoy and have him lick it off.this is usually done for paying off people.
    JOHN DOE
    Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
    evil master betty

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    one of my partners has a crip dictionary of the shizzles and dizzles.fer shizzle
    JOHN DOE
    Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
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    now you can be up to clue with the low-lives of the world.
    :rolleyes:

    KI,

    You are the most pretentious AND transparent ****-tard around these parts. I'm sure that's what you'd like us to think. You're a prison groupie whose mysoginy is going to land you there (hopefully). That's even more pathetic than other kinds, i.e. police, gang, racial fetishists, gun, etc. And don't think I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt either; you're not the kind where you're going to go study criminal justice and corrections. The kind where ya say to yourself "Man, they look bad-ass! I'm gonna learn everything I can by watching HBO and TLC, and then express a poorly articulated and disingenuos sociological interest to cover the genuine cammeraderie I feel with these caged men who have violent sex with eachother."

    I wish you the worst in life.
    Last edited by Nid; 5/06/2004 9:32am at .

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    I wish you the worst in life.

    ouch,you feel better now.Im here for you if you need a hug.
    JOHN DOE
    Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
    evil master betty

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    what if i want a hug..*Sniff* i'm all alone!

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