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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    Master K made me do things with a Klondike Bar I had never thought possible.
    Fast...before it melts.

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    Master K once cooked my dinner just by looking at it... It was... CRISPY!!

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    I'm pretty sure Master K was the one that knocked Mary up in the bible with his Chi.

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    Master K let you find him. Be afraid.

    I am.
    Train hard, fight easy.

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    Out of the blue one day, Master K called me up and said "your keys have fallen between your couch cushions."

    ... and they had!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    Out of the blue one day, Master K called me up and said "your keys have fallen between your couch cushions."

    ... and they had!
    The really scary thing is, at exactly the same time he called me to tell me i had left my keys in my other pants, and I had!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pharabus View Post
    The really scary thing is, at exactly the same time he called me to tell me i had left my keys in my other pants, and I had!!
    ..and at that precise moment, he simultaneously called me to tell me my other pants were wrapped around Pharabus' keys between Chili Pepper's couch cushions. Coincidence?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Master K used his psychic powers to let me know I was wearing a stupid shirt, and when I looked down, he was right! It was totally stupid! That lady at the thrift store was wrong- orcas jumping in front of a full moon is for losers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    ..and at that precise moment, he simultaneously called me to tell me my other pants were wrapped around Pharabus' keys between Chili Pepper's couch cushions. Coincidence?
    Of course not. We're talking about Master K here - no matter how strange it might seem, there are no coincidences when it comes to such a great man.

    It's a little known fact that Vitamin K was going to be named Vitamin Q until Master K intervened.

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