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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlMatt View Post
    Wait, so the black belt makes women think I'm a sex god? Why has no one told me this before? I would have worked a lot harder to make sure I got in all my rank tests.
    Aikido seems to be one of the worst in terms of women *thinking* that way. Something about ki and energy appears to get the imagination going.

    Aiki-bunnies and sensei worship and all that...

    But as usual with aikido...
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinwhistler View Post
    Them: "You don't *look* like you could kick my ass..."

    Me: "Sucks to be me, I guess."
    I just tell those types that Judo is an Olympic sport with no real fighting applications. Like wrestling.

    That usually defuses things.
    Falling for Judo since 1980

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    Quote Originally Posted by BKR View Post
    I did talk to him about the varying levels and reputation of Krav Maga, and he acknowledged it has problems, and the quality depends on where and with whom one trains.

    I hear the same argument all the time - including here on Bullshido. In fact, I've heard it from one of the most respected martial artists on this site. And I say it's complete and unadulterated fucking horse ****.

    I don't buy it and I don't give a **** if Jesus comes to my house to educate me on the error of my ways. I will tell him the same thing. Bullshit.

    I'm still waiting for somebody to show me the "Good Krav". Nobody can because it doesn't fucking exist. They'll post a video or two of teh r34L Krav. Guess what? More bullshit. Every time I see something good it's training that has been altered to the point that it looks like, you guessed it......something else other than Krav McGraw.

    It amazes me that people can fall for this unproven, dead uke, I'm too deadly for my shirt bullshit. **** everyone who trains Ku Klux Krav in the fucking ass. And their goddamn nut jugglers. **** the bitchass Israeli military too.

    End of rant.

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    "So, like, do I have to bow to you and stuff now?"

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    "Could you kick me in the head?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    "Could you kick me in the head?"
    They don't even say "please"?

    People are so rude nowadays...

    In any case, since you know you'll get shitloads of repetitive stupidity in response, why bother to tell anyone you're a martial artist?

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    Oh, I forgot about this one. This fortunately isn't something I hear every day but it's too hilarious not to tell.

    As I've mentioned, my son has been training BJJ for about a year now. A few months back my wife overheard him talking with a kid from the neighborhood about martial arts.

    Now, this kid is about 11 years old. He's an overweight, whiny little couch potato. He doesn't like to play outside when it's hot. Or cold. He's a lazy, unathletic kid from a lazy, unathletic family.

    Anyway, I think it hurt the kid's ego to think my son who is younger than him is way more badass than he is. I think my son suggested he come check out BJJ. His reply was......wait for it.............

    "Nah, I'm really more of a street fighter."

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    "Could you kick me in the head?"
    I don't get this one anymore after I answered a tall person with "Yes, but I'd have to break your legs first."

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    "Aren't you like into kick boxing or something?"
    Me " No I train in BJJ and Judo"
    " Oh so you Judo chop like Austin Powers?"
    Me " No they are grappling arts not striking."
    "So you roll around on the ground with dudes rubbing their junk all over you? That's kinda gay!"
    Me "Well lets see how gay it feels when I dump you on your head, drop my knee into your ribs, then arm bar you!"
    "No thanks"

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    Idiot - "Judo? Isn't that like karate?" *does stupid hand motion*
    Me - "No its grappling, basically I aggressively cuddle other men in pajamas"

    That usually makes for a quick conversation shift.

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