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  1. OwlMatt is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/27/2013 9:30pm


     Style: aikido

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    "That kung fu crap don't mean nothing to my Smith 'n' Wesson!"
    - always a guy who is NOT carrying a gun
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    Posted On:
    8/27/2013 9:36pm


     Style: Humbleness

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    Yep, I specially got the hand chops and the Bruce lee imitators

    I got bored about it, I now tell people I go to the gym to do push ups
  3. jedtex88 is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/27/2013 11:21pm


     Style: Jhoon Rhee Tae-Kwon-Do

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    "My four hundred pound grandson can kick your ass."
  4. big maclol is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/27/2013 11:32pm


     Style: mt/bjj

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    Number 1 - usually a person has a relative/kid/friend that does MA training.
    Convo as follows

    Me: Yeah I do a bit of martial arts
    woman:Really? my brother and son do martial arts :). They do something called Ninja aikido or something?

    Me:Nevermind I just play Soccer


    Number 2 - This involves a person who gets you into trouble with Ego ... convo unfortunately goes as follows:

    Strange man: I heard you do MMA! is that true
    Me: Amatuer MMA from time to time.
    Friend: He can kick your ass!
    Me:...*face palm*
    Strange man: What would you do if I do *THIS!* (sometimes they deliberatly touch you and do something rude - rare occassion)
    Me:Alright lemme show you a cool BJJ move!
    Strange man: Jiu Jitsu? I just wan't to know how to knock some one out


    Number 3 - This involved meeting a lady -

    Attractive Lady: So what do you do for a living?
    Me: I do MMA, ya know like the UFC stuff, strikeforce, etc.
    Attractive Lady: *takes panties off*


    Number 4! - I just tell people I play soccer and love to do crossfit :)

    (My body is built pretty nice and I am constantly asked if I play sports)
  5. Cuddles is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/27/2013 11:43pm


     Style: HS Cuddling

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    Quote Originally Posted by big maclol View Post
    Number 3 - This involved meeting a lady -

    Attractive Lady: So what do you do for a living?
    Me: I do MMA, ya know like the UFC stuff, strikeforce, etc.
    Attractive Lady: *takes panties off*
    Yoooooooo
  6. vaquero de las nalgas is offline
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    Posted On:
    8/28/2013 1:01am


     Style: Hsing I, Bagua, Chi kung

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    "What kind of martial art are you guys doing?"

    Like he would know the fucking difference.
  7. Nickosaurus is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/28/2013 4:06am


     Style: Judo

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    Law, Mark The Pyjama Game: A Journey into Judo

    As the judoka progresses, he will learn to handle extreme physical exertion and suffering, but there is one thing that will push his endurance to its very limits. This occurs in social encounters with friends from the during a lull in the conversation, suddenly flatten their palms and do some weird movements while asking, ĎAre you still doing the old . . . karate?
    One of my favourite bits of the Pyjama Game it always comes to mind when one of my supposedly close friend can't remember the four letter which make up the sport which has physically and mental tortured me for the previous week while they have been posting picture of their cat on facebook
  8. Bezmond is online now

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    Posted On:
    8/28/2013 7:48am


     Style: Taijiquan, Karate

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    "You do Tai Chi? How does it make you feel?"

    *horrible approximation of cloud hands or something*

    "Pain and frustration mainly"

    I just tell people I do "Kung Fu" now.
  9. Katje is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/28/2013 8:02am


     Style: Escrima n00b

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    "Oh cool, I do <insert mythical Eastern MA here>. It's really vicious, every strike is a kill strike! Like I can collapse people's windpipes with one punch...."
  10. Neo Sigma is offline

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    Posted On:
    8/28/2013 8:25am


     Style: Muay Thai

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    "This is my friend. He does martial arts. He's a ninja/he can beat you/20 guys up." this is pretty dangerous. If someone suggests this, it probably means they just want you around so they can start ****.
    Good god, I hate this one. One of my friends insists on telling people how "dangerous" I am. I can pick my own fights, thanks.

    The nice thing about muay thai is that you typically only get two types of responses. The first, and by far the most common, is people who have no idea what it is, the "What, mai tai, isn't that a drink?" crowd. The much smaller group is people already familiar with combat sports who actually know what I'm talking about.
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