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    Quote Originally Posted by SpamN'Cheese View Post
    "Would you be able to kill me if you hit me in my nose?"
    The correct answer:

    "First, choose: point-blank 10-ga. or point-blank 12-ga. Next, hold still."

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    "Nah, I'm really more of a street fighter."
    I'm really Street of a morefighter.

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    "****."

    Said immediately after I informed the guy that I trained Jits, and the realization that I knew all of the BS he'd just finished spouting was, in fact, BS, hit him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    The correct answer:

    "First, choose: point-blank 10-ga. or point-blank 12-ga. Next, hold still."
    I'll remember that next time. ;D

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    I got all the usual stupid questions and ego trips when I was doing Karate or Kickboxing. Nobody has really said anything dumb to me after switching to Iaido. It's just usually, "Oh, that's cool," in that voice that says, "I have no idea what that is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    "That's so hot. Let's ****."
    You turned him down, though, right? Right?!?
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    You turned him down, though, right? Right?!?
    You're assuming that was an offer, not a demand.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKRhino View Post
    "****."

    Said immediately after I informed the guy that I trained Jits, and the realization that I knew all of the BS he'd just finished spouting was, in fact, BS, hit him.
    I call BS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendamu View Post
    I got all the usual stupid questions and ego trips when I was doing Karate or Kickboxing. Nobody has really said anything dumb to me after switching to Iaido. It's just usually, "Oh, that's cool," in that voice that says, "I have no idea what that is."
    They just didn't want to call you a fag to your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HonkyTonkMan View Post
    They just didn't want to call you a fag to your face.

    So it was that, in the fullness of time, they turned kendamu over and the deed replaced the word.

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