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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Hey, plenty of martial artists would be happy making some goon money on the side.
    The guy was going to pay me $50 bucks to muscle someone over a bag of weed.

    $50 for a Measure 11 felony?

    The only thing more insulting than assuming I was some kind of stupid automoton fist throwing machine was him assuming I was stupid enough to risk prison time for $50 @#$!#@$ dollars!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    The guy was going to pay me $50 bucks to muscle someone over a bag of weed.
    Must've been a big sack to be worth dumping $50 to get paid for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Must've been a big sack to be worth dumping $50 to get paid for it.
    Probably. Some kind of dispute between low level scum bags. Not worth my time or dishonor.

    Needles to say; "stupid reaction to finding out I do martial arts". ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Chunners line up to the left, ninjers to the right.
    Here I am, stuck in the middle with ju(do).

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    How fat are the ninjers?? I know judo uses leverage, but some people are just too damn fat to throw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    How fat are the ninjers??
    They're vanishingly-obese. Duh.

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    "That's so hot. Let's ****."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    "That's so hot. Let's ****."
    Damn.

    ...

    I thought that only happened to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rivington View Post
    "That's so hot. Let's ****."
    Dude, I said dumb things people say.

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    "So...can you break a brick with your hands?"

    "You train for the UFC?"

    "Would you be able to kill me if you hit me in my nose?"

    "Are you kung fu fighting? ;)"

    "You're a registered weapon, right?"

    "Have you ever been to China?"

    "Can you speak Chinese?"

    All of the other things I've been asked were posted by everyone else.

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