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  1. OwlMatt is offline

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    Dumb things people say to you after finding out you're a martial artist

    Share them.

    "Do you think you could beat up my boyfriend?"

    "My neice does karate. Do you know her?"
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    "What would you do if I did *THIS*!?!?!"

    "Do you have a blackbelt?"

    "Oh, I guess I shouldn't mess with you! Haha *nudge nudge, pause for laughter*

    "Oh, you do karate?" *KARATE HANDS IMITATION*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    "Oh, you do karate?" *KARATE HANDS IMITATION*
    Don't forget the Bruce Lee "WHAAAAAAAAA!"
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    "You do what, Jiu jitsu? My nephew does Tae Kwon Do, is it like that?"

    "So, do you, like, walk down the street and imagine yourself totally beating up bad guys? Like, if a guy was beating up a girl you could totally go over and beat him up, right?"
    Dum spiro, spero.
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    "Do you have a blackbelt?"
    This. Always this :(

    Why. My answer's always no too, which makes me feel shitty haha
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    "Really? I have this friend in IT who trains ninjutsu. Are you like that?"
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    "You are an dangerous man!"
    Yes, seriously happened.

    I avoid telling people about me doing MA though because really just creates possible trouble and bullshit comments.
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    I get asked a lot. I tell them I do jazz ballet.
    Whitsunday Martial Arts Airlie Beach North Queensland.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    "Oh, I guess I shouldn't mess with you! Haha *nudge nudge, pause for laughter*
    That's the one I hear, to which I usually respond "oh, so you planned on messing with me, but you've decided not to now? Is that what you usually do? Pick out people to mess with?"
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    "What are you some kinda sissy?" I suggested once to an acquaintance that he could sign his child up for martial arts because he appeared to be quite the athlete. The guy got pretty pissed off at the idea of helping his child develop physical skills.

    "I don't do martial arts I do football and wrestling!" what's with the testosterone around here?

    "This is my friend. He does martial arts. He's a ninja/he can beat you/20 guys up." this is pretty dangerous. If someone suggests this, it probably means they just want you around so they can start ****.

    OH and the best one I've gotten:

    "Why couldn't you do something cool like BJJ?" to which I respond to them with: "well if rolling around on the floor without a shirt on with another dude is what you're into..."



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