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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    ...a gun threat to the tailbone.
    Wait...Holy Moment doesn't have a kevlar coccyx?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post
    Imagine this: you're walking down the street at night, and a samurai-pants wearing thug puts you in a chokehold! Do you know the STREET READY tactics to CRUSH, MAIM and DESTROY the attacker, or will you be just another statistic?!?!

    ORDER NOW!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Imagine this: you're walking down the street at night, and a samurai-pants wearing thug puts you in a chokehold! Do you know the STREET READY tactics to CRUSH, MAIM and DESTROY the attacker, or will you be just another statistic?!?!

    ORDER NOW!
    how many videos do I have to watch before I get the red glowy thing? is it kinda like the glowy thing from The Last Dragon?

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    Do the videos come with complementary flip flops so I can be as street ready as the guy in the photo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Wait...Holy Moment doesn't have a kevlar coccyx?
    No, I wasted all my money on brass knuckle implants:



    Didn't really turn out the way I wanted.

    Who needs a kevlar cock when you've got moves like these, though?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Holy Moment View Post


    Protecto just reeks of Street. The instructional videos use 300-style slow motion filming to break down techniques. You can buy single videos for $3.95, modules of 3-4 for $7.95, or the entire set for $29.95.

    I'm conflicted as to whether I should just buy a few single videos, or take the plunge and buy the whole set. The two things I really need are the defenses to an elbow grab from behind and a gun threat to the tailbone.
    ARRghh sail ahead and Buy it all!

    and then ARRRGHHH




    I'm sorry what was I saying?

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    Do the videos come with complementary flip flops so I can be as street ready as the guy in the photo?
    Can't have Pro Tech Toe without the toe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pharabus View Post
    how many videos do I have to watch before I get the red glowy thing? is it kinda like the glowy thing from The Last Dragon?
    That's what happens when street thugs force you to eat mystery pills. Clearly that's what's happening in that picture.

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    "Who is the Master"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    "Who is the Master"?
    According to your all-time very-favorite author, his name is John Galt.

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