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    "Your kung fu is no good. I will show you the power of my iron hand technique."

    Strange thing was he kept talking after his mouth had stopped moving?

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    "Is there wi-fi around here so I can crosstrain in boxing?"

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    Jedtex, two quick questions:

    1. Where do you work?
    2. Where in your workplace are all the valuables?

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    God that went further than I expected. Any who .... and before introducing himself said,
    "If anything happens tonight don't worry. I know wing chun." He spouted out various other gems through out the night such as "I can take a gun away from you...My sifu doesn't let me punch yet...Dragon scorches butterfly's wings(That may not be entirely accurate)... Sifu can blow out a candle with his chi." Sorry it took so long to finish that post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedtex88 View Post
    "If anything happens tonight don't worry. I know wing chun."
    How did you contain yourself? I would have been rolling on the floor after receiving such reassuring news.


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    In all seriousness, his dumb ass needs to be fired pronto. He is not qualified for the job.
    go to http://www.bullshido.net/forums/prof...do=editoptions > under Thread Display Options > Number of Posts to Show Per Page: 40

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jedtex88 View Post
    Sifu can blow out a candle with his chi." Sorry it took so long to finish that post.
    My Sifu taught me that technique. I haven't mastered it to the point where my ass doesn't go on fire when I fart, er, set forth my chi. It is very powerful after a run to Taco Bell.
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit View Post
    In all seriousness, his dumb ass needs to be fired pronto. He is not qualified for the job.
    He sounds about as qualified as every other security guard ever, TBH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    How did you contain yourself? I would have been rolling on the floor after receiving such reassuring news.

    It took every ounce of professionalism I could muster not to do just that. Instead I asked him to play chi sau (i've had a few thousand beers with a wing chun instructor) and show me his gun disarm. Then we had a good long conversation about not getting me shot if someone tried to rob the place, how he trains and how finding a different school would benefit him greatly. Particularly one that lets him spar... or at least punch.

  10. #20

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    Quote Originally Posted by Southpaw View Post
    Yeah you better be careful hiring a wing chun guy since clearly there are no wing chun techniques that are non-lethal.

    Kids skateboarding on the property = destroy their throats

    Petty thief caught in parking lot = destroy the eyes

    Terminated employee walked out of the building = bil jee a pressure point proactively as a defensive measure
    Nah, we have some passive techniques to use in situations that don't require such a severe response, wrist grab defense, Gum sao, po pai chung, pressing tan sao, sweeps, and anti grappling head control stuff. These would all be good for security work.

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