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    Chunners in the workplace.

    About a month ago we lost the regular security guard at my work place. Since then we have had a passel of guards coming and going. An alarming amount of them have been wing chun practitioners. The first one that I met walked up to me and before introducing himself said.

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    'I'm practicing WC MOFO, so you better not anger me brother, because I can chun thy azz fo' rilz man! You no fukk with str33t wize samurai dude!'

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    I have been watching the way you move; based on your fluidity, it is my belief that you are also one of the enlightened. I am a student of Master Po, where do you study your Wing Chun?


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    "Fear not. This establishment is now under my protection. I have studied this workplace for likely angles of attack and mathematically deduced the optimum defence for any given situation. Would you like to see the diagrams I have prepared?"

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    The only thing that comes to mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jedtex88 View Post
    About a month ago we lost the regular security guard at my work place. Since then we have had a passel of guards coming and going. An alarming amount of them have been wing chun practitioners. The first one that I met walked up to me and before introducing himself said.
    I'm slightly confused... Are you ever going to actually finish your post? Or is this some bizzare Chunner word game I've never heard of?

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Friends don't let friends _un!
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Chun-nanigans aside, I know when I'm looking for a style that will help me restrain and detain people in situations with a high probability of civil liability, I automatically think of one that's 80% punching.

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    Yeah you better be careful hiring a wing chun guy since clearly there are no wing chun techniques that are non-lethal.

    Kids skateboarding on the property = destroy their throats

    Petty thief caught in parking lot = destroy the eyes

    Terminated employee walked out of the building = bil jee a pressure point proactively as a defensive measure

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    Quote Originally Posted by jedtex88 View Post
    The first one that I met walked up to me and before introducing himself said.
    "You better comply with the instructions I give you like your life depends on it because I have only been taught how to kill"

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