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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister View Post
    Damn, guys, I just realized all martial arts are useless against zombies.

    Except Aikido because the movement of a zombie closely mimics the movements of the Uke.
    Speak for yourself, bucko. When the ZA arrives I will be in fine shape with my handy always loaded old gunto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister View Post
    Damn, guys, I just realized all martial arts are useless against zombies.

    Except Aikido because the movement of a zombie closely mimics the movements of the Uke.

    Damn...I shouldn't have quit Aikido.

    If you really wanted to survive the zombie apocalypse, though, wouldn't parkour, shooting and conditioning be the most valuable assets you can have?

    I now want to see Seagal in a zombie movie.

    Oh, hold on, if you also need parkour and conditioning he's screwed...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dork Angel View Post
    I now want to see Seagal in a zombie movie.

    Oh, hold on, if you also need parkour and conditioning he's screwed...
    Bro, if I may, you have his backwards.

    The zombies would need parkour and conditioning if Seagal was in a zombie movie.

    Quote Originally Posted by NeilG View Post
    Speak for yourself, bucko. When the ZA arrives I will be in fine shape with my handy always loaded old gunto.
    Okay but can you handle multiple opponents with a gunto?

    That's what I thought.

    What if the blade gets stuck in a zombie skull and you get overwhelmed while cursing and trying to use your foot to get it out?

    Clearly you haven't given this much thought.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!


    I rest my case.

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    Honestly, just about the ONLY thing you need to defend against Romero Zombies.



    Handy, quick, quiet and never needs to be reloaded. Better reach than a knife or tomahawk. More utility than a battle axe. Faster action than a sword. Light enough to hike and run with. Better penetration than a blugeon. Can be a utilitarian substitue for all those weapons and more.

    Also, for backup:

    Last edited by Mr. Machette; 8/05/2013 2:41pm at .

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    I was so ahead of the times. Almost seven years ago.... I feel so old.

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...hlight=Zombies

    PS, who are all these people?
    Last edited by Olorin; 8/14/2013 10:06pm at .

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    Old newbies!

    Oldbies!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    This is a hell of a long month...

    Nevertheless, here's some actual grappling related zombie information from Stephen Kesting:
    http://www.grapplearts.com/Blog/2013...ie-apocalypse/


    CLICK & WATCH
    :
    I got BULLSHIDO ON TV!!!

    "Bruce Lee sucks because I slammed my nuts with nunchucks trying to do that stupid **** back in the day. I still managed to have two kids. I forgive you Bruce.
    " - by Vorpal

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