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    Harley Davidson makes the perfect zombiewear. Thick fucking leather from head to toe, capped off with a full face motorcycle helmet. That's got my name all over it when the zombies come.

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    Exposed neck.

    Fail.

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    Okay, so we need to talk about weapons. Every zombie expert (and by zombie expert, I mean you've watched at least the first season of The Walking Dead) knows that you're going to need fully automatic suppressed weapons. Having the ability to take out a herd of walkers without attracting another herd of walkers is critical.

    We need to talk about childcare too. Bitches, watch your damn kids. None of this "where's Carl?" bullshit. That **** might be okay for TV but it's downright unacceptable for a real life zombie infestation.

    Another thing - mind your own goddamn business. If you want to wear a shitty hat and lecture people on morals from atop your brokeass RV, your ass is probably gonna' get got. Nosey motherfuckers.

    Also, it's probably a good idea to avoid being black in Zombieville. Apparently there's only room for one of you at a time. Sorry 'bout that. If you were thinking about becoming black, you may want to hold off until they find a cure.

    Being Asian though appears promising, but only if you like banging hot as hell, tall, white brunettes. If so, this would be an opportune time to convert to Asianity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    So Mr Devil, where do you stand on fishtanks full of zombie heads?
    I'm for it, of course.

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    Can animals be zombies? I mean bears and sharks are a hazard at the best of times...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey Owl View Post
    Can animals be zombies? I mean bears and sharks are a hazard at the best of times...

    Must we really debate possibilities in a discussion about zombies? I say **** YES they can be zombies!!

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    For Zombacalypse newbies, here's a few things you should know:

    1. October is Zombie month... every year, not August 2013:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zombie_Awareness_Month

    2. Zombie Go Boom:


    3. Don't overestimate the chainsaw, it is over rated:


    4. The original is in the public domain, so you have no excuse for not watching it unless you have an awful lot in common with Helen Keller:
    Last edited by BFGalbraith; 8/02/2013 5:38pm at .

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    Damn, guys, I just realized all martial arts are useless against zombies.

    Except Aikido because the movement of a zombie closely mimics the movements of the Uke.

    Damn...I shouldn't have quit Aikido.

    If you really wanted to survive the zombie apocalypse, though, wouldn't parkour, shooting and conditioning be the most valuable assets you can have?

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    I know, I'm a gunowner and I'm also in the firearms industry, but I think the zombie fad is fucking stupid. And I don't see it as a means for discussion on 'sensitive topics.' If we're talking about shooting a BG, then we talk about shooting a BG. Zombie not needed.

    The only purpose zombie stuff serves is that it helps people like me sell stuff to people who are really into zombies, and entertainment. (I do love zombie movies, though I don't go further than that)
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