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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    Those Romero Zombies are punks I say! The only thing weaker are the stump dumb characters in those films. But they have to be dumb to carry the story because if they had even a retard's ability to reason those movies would be over in 20 minutes...
    The old Dawn of the Dead did have people that secured the mall fairly quickly, but then Romero introduced a staple concept of zombie movies: that amoral humans are the real monsters (in the form of roving biker gangs in this case).
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    "20 minuits later"

    Staring Mr Machette and his sharpe metal polle
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    We just did a Zombie themed movie stunt camp for kids. I hate Zombies but that was fun.

    Dude, everybody hates zombies. They're zombies.
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    Harley Davidson makes the perfect zombiewear. Thick fucking leather from head to toe, capped off with a full face motorcycle helmet. That's got my name all over it when the zombies come.
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    Come at me zombie bro
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    Exposed neck.

    Fail.
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    Okay, so we need to talk about weapons. Every zombie expert (and by zombie expert, I mean you've watched at least the first season of The Walking Dead) knows that you're going to need fully automatic suppressed weapons. Having the ability to take out a herd of walkers without attracting another herd of walkers is critical.

    We need to talk about childcare too. Bitches, watch your damn kids. None of this "where's Carl?" bullshit. That **** might be okay for TV but it's downright unacceptable for a real life zombie infestation.

    Another thing - mind your own goddamn business. If you want to wear a shitty hat and lecture people on morals from atop your brokeass RV, your ass is probably gonna' get got. Nosey motherfuckers.

    Also, it's probably a good idea to avoid being black in Zombieville. Apparently there's only room for one of you at a time. Sorry 'bout that. If you were thinking about becoming black, you may want to hold off until they find a cure.

    Being Asian though appears promising, but only if you like banging hot as hell, tall, white brunettes. If so, this would be an opportune time to convert to Asianity.
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    So Mr Devil, where do you stand on fishtanks full of zombie heads?
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    So Mr Devil, where do you stand on fishtanks full of zombie heads?
    I'm for it, of course.
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