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    Phil Elmore's Street Sword on The Worst Things for Sale



    I regularly check the comedy website theworstthingsforsale.com by Toothpastefordinner's Drew, where he scours Amazon for the overpriced, stupid, nonfunctional and/or cringeworthy items available. This week, Phil Elmore's book Street Sword had a listing:

    http://theworstthingsforsale.com/201.../street-sword/

    Drew's blurb:
    Let “Street Sword” be your introduction to the world of Phil Elmore, a man with the singular obsession of “self-defense.” The “Look Inside” preview of the text should give you a taste of the Street Sword, after which you can move on to Flashlight Fighting, a guide to the world of whupping someone’s ass with a flashlight.

    Whoops, I meant “defending yourself.”
    As Phil attempts to keep the sword relevant hundreds of years after people stopped carrying them, Drew keeps Phil's 7 year old book relevant among those who like to giggle at silly Internet martial artists.
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    Phil's eyebrows are now equilateral; that in and of itself is an improvement. I still reject the thought that there is any practical use for a long blade in 2104, but the eyebrow thing is an improvement.
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    Good for the Zombies.







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    Wasn't Phil going to fight a challenge match with some other ninja idiot a few years ago but after some fierce back and forth Internet tough talk it never happened?

    Or am I thinking of some other delusional fat ****?
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    Ah yes. Thanks for that.... I think ;-)
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    Fess up. How many of you bullies are responsible for the Amazon reviews of this book?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BJMills View Post
    Wasn't Phil going to fight a challenge match with some other ninja idiot a few years ago but after some fierce back and forth Internet tough talk it never happened?

    Or am I thinking of some other delusional fat ****?
    Here's the video:

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    How come it's called "street sword" but the cover photo shows him standing in a forest?

    Because this is what happens when you take a sword on the street perhaps?

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    If you haven't seen already, Phil Elmore gets the full-on Seanbaby treatment at;

    http://www.break.com/article/4-real-...bjects-2570123


    Unfortunately he gets upstaged by a man and a bicycle.
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