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    Quote Originally Posted by peteofred View Post
    Though with women it seems a lot more vicious :(
    Agreed. Men are content to **** you up. Women want you fucked up and ugly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JingMerchant! View Post
    Indeed!

    He couldn't possibly have been prepared, for what a bunch of knuckle dragging savages we are...!
    I mean, just a stroll to the local corner shop would involve a level of risk, Indiana Jones would baulk at!
    He risks beatings, burning, dismemberment, sodomy, death or worse....

    His hairdo would be ruined...

    RUINED, I tell you!!!
    Woah, woah. Slow down, let's not gloss over the sodomy. Are we talking about the good kind of sodomy, or the great kind?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    So, hypothetically speaking, if a young, drunk male calls your grandma a fat cow and smacks her with enough force to knock off her best sunday hat and you , in response, run away like the wind to avoid a fight, that's a win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    So, hypothetically speaking, if a young, drunk male calls your grandma a fat cow and smacks her with enough force to knock off her best sunday hat and you , in response, run away like the wind to avoid a fight, that's a win?
    Which grandma?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    So, hypothetically speaking, if a young, drunk male calls your grandma a fat cow and smacks her with enough force to knock off her best sunday hat and you , in response, run away like the wind to avoid a fight, that's a win?
    Yes because attackers have:

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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    So, hypothetically speaking, if a young, drunk male calls your grandma a fat cow and smacks her with enough force to knock off her best sunday hat and you , in response, run away like the wind to avoid a fight, that's a win?
    Joke is on them; both sets of grandparents are dead and I didn't even meet either grandmother!

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    My grandmother would destroy your average young drunk male.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    So, hypothetically speaking, if a young, drunk male calls your grandma a fat cow and smacks her with enough force to knock off her best sunday hat and you, in response, run away like the wind to avoid a fight, that's a win?
    I'd tell him to try to take her down, so he'll be defeated by 30-40 antigrappler boots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzy View Post
    Whenever Penny started putting her rings on you knew things were going to end badly for someone.
    Was that her name or her half 'n' half fee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    So, hypothetically speaking, if a young, drunk male calls your grandma a fat cow and smacks her with enough force to knock off her best sunday hat and you , in response, run away like the wind to avoid a fight, that's a win?
    Yes, I think that is exactly the point everyone was trying to make.

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