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    Steven Seagal Is the Lamest Guy Ever

    I found this on the internet today and felt I should share it with you all:

    http://www.vice.com/read/steven-seag...amest-guy-ever

    I'd post the whole article but it contains video and audio inbeds (not that you want to hear Steve sing...)

    Discuss, Rofl, Enjoy

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    Needs more about the Gene LeBell part.

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    They forgot what a dick he was to his first wife, and how Anderson Silva trolled him into believing he was relevant to MMA.

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    They also forgot to mention that he married into his Aikido rank, and into his Aikido dojo.

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    More info on Silva trolling him, Jnp?

    I was watching Like Water last night and there was a part where Silva called Seagal "sensei" to his face and I haven't really paid enough attention to the goings on outside the cage to hear that it was a troll job.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eudemic View Post
    They also forgot to mention that he married into his Aikido rank, and into his Aikido dojo.
    Or received his 7th dan after "donating" a million dollars to Aikido Hombu Jojo.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Steven Seagal (from the article).

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    L.O.L.

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    To the folks who noted that they were incomplete in their criticism of steven segal (no relation to katie segal) I'd like to point out that Vice magazine:

    a) accepts submissions
    b) likes cruel snaky writers
    c) pays

    Just a thought

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock Ape View Post
    Or received his 7th dan after "donating" a million dollars to Aikido Hombu Jojo.
    Maybe I'm misremembering, and rather than marry into the rank he bought the '7th dan and a wife' package.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eudemic View Post
    Maybe I'm misremembering, and rather than marry into the rank he bought the '7th dan and a wife' package.
    He thought he was buying a McDonlads ends up with a McDojo ... boy that must have been a bummer.

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