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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly. A man who can ever so delicately bring me to the brink of death, and then send life rushing back through my body with such exhilarating force. A man who smells of egg drop soup and a slight hint of urine from sleeping behind his uncle's noodle shop.

    Wait, what's being discussed here? I seem to have become sidetracked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly. A man who can ever so delicately bring me to the brink of death, and then send life rushing back through my body with such exhilarating force. A man who smells of egg drop soup and a slight hint of urine from sleeping behind his uncle's noodle shop.

    Wait, what's being discussed here? I seem to have become sidetracked.
    No, you were not sidetracked at all. Whatever else one can say about your post, it cannot be denied that you focused on--and captured--the very essence of Lotus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    How the **** would you know? You never practiced Lotus. You are speaking from ignorance. Sorry to say.
    http://www.lotusmartialarts.com/videogallery.htm

    I just watched the knife disarm video - it's absolute fucking bollocks. So I submite that postulate that YOU are in fact speaking from ignorance

    I watched the other videos too - bog standard no resistance martial farts that is found in millions of strip mall dojos and church halls globally

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    No kang fu. Just a quiz to get those to check it out. Get over it.
    You shouldn't have fucking bothered

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    Love you too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    Love you too.
    It's not about love. It's about reality. If your 6 months in a single art gave you a strong foundation in three combat sports functioning in three different ranges, on top of a strong usable foundation in one the most diluted and questionable air punching, zombie fighting crap arts. Your instructor could revolutionize MA instruction.

    I never intended to take this thread seriously but your butthurt and delusion is too funny.

    You are trolling right ?




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    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly.
    Look me up after the summer holidays. I won't have aged much but the muscle wastage and gut enlargement should be well on track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly. A man who can ever so delicately bring me to the brink of death, and then send life rushing back through my body with such exhilarating force. A man who smells of egg drop soup and a slight hint of urine from sleeping behind his uncle's noodle shop.
    My rate is $100 a month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    My rate is $100 a month.
    $100 too boocoo. $100 for me and my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    My rate is $100 a month.
    Does that price include rabbit corpses for snake style eye gouge training, or is that extra?

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    All I can say to that is WOW. I am completely underwhelmed.
    I guess we can't all have outstanding posts like these:
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    Love you too.
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    Right back at you.

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