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  1. itwasntme is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly. A man who can ever so delicately bring me to the brink of death, and then send life rushing back through my body with such exhilarating force. A man who smells of egg drop soup and a slight hint of urine from sleeping behind his uncle's noodle shop.

    Wait, what's being discussed here? I seem to have become sidetracked.
    Start a training log!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    i really think that those who can't get their head around the bowing thing (because their angry sky daddy will punish them) don't deserve judo. life is full of choices, and if your bronze age superstitions are holding you back, so be it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly. A man who can ever so delicately bring me to the brink of death, and then send life rushing back through my body with such exhilarating force. A man who smells of egg drop soup and a slight hint of urine from sleeping behind his uncle's noodle shop.

    Wait, what's being discussed here? I seem to have become sidetracked.
    No, you were not sidetracked at all. Whatever else one can say about your post, it cannot be denied that you focused on--and captured--the very essence of Lotus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    How the **** would you know? You never practiced Lotus. You are speaking from ignorance. Sorry to say.
    http://www.lotusmartialarts.com/videogallery.htm

    I just watched the knife disarm video - it's absolute fucking bollocks. So I submite that postulate that YOU are in fact speaking from ignorance

    I watched the other videos too - bog standard no resistance martial farts that is found in millions of strip mall dojos and church halls globally

    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    No kang fu. Just a quiz to get those to check it out. Get over it.
    You shouldn't have fucking bothered
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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    Love you too.
    It's not about love. It's about reality. If your 6 months in a single art gave you a strong foundation in three combat sports functioning in three different ranges, on top of a strong usable foundation in one the most diluted and questionable air punching, zombie fighting crap arts. Your instructor could revolutionize MA instruction.

    I never intended to take this thread seriously but your butthurt and delusion is too funny.

    You are trolling right ?




    Right ?




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    Nuke a unborn gay whale for Christ.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly.
    Look me up after the summer holidays. I won't have aged much but the muscle wastage and gut enlargement should be well on track.
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    Quote Originally Posted by itwasntme View Post
    I often fantasize about learning learning the arts from an aging man with 22 inch arms, yet not an ounce of muscle tissue. A man whose supple teats rest firmly on his wash basin-sized belly. A man who can ever so delicately bring me to the brink of death, and then send life rushing back through my body with such exhilarating force. A man who smells of egg drop soup and a slight hint of urine from sleeping behind his uncle's noodle shop.
    My rate is $100 a month.
  8. itwasntme is online now
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    My rate is $100 a month.
    $100 too boocoo. $100 for me and my friend.
    Start a training log!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist View Post
    i really think that those who can't get their head around the bowing thing (because their angry sky daddy will punish them) don't deserve judo. life is full of choices, and if your bronze age superstitions are holding you back, so be it.
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    My rate is $100 a month.
    Does that price include rabbit corpses for snake style eye gouge training, or is that extra?
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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    All I can say to that is WOW. I am completely underwhelmed.
    I guess we can't all have outstanding posts like these:
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