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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Another tragic victim of self tanning beds and superfluous plastic surgery.
    ...and stretch marks around her mouth...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie Hardon View Post
    ...and stretch marks around her mouth...
    Yeah, AND her lips.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Galope View Post
    Who's Jenna Jameson?
    The only woman on earth who has ever hand fed me diced tomatoes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by W. Rabbit View Post
    The only woman on earth who has ever hand fed me diced tomatoes.
    That was a LOOONG time ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    From the description:
    "This is not a brass knuckle iphone case. "
    From every brass knuckle and shuriken dealer:
    "These are not brass knuckles and shuriken; they are paperweights."

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    Why would you break a five hundred dollar phone on someone's face?

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    So she can get Tito to buy her a new one? :)

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    Handset insurance is cheap.
    New model has "more Gs".

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    If you really wanna assault someone and break your phone at the same time, I'd recommend putting it in a sock and swinging it at their head. Much cheaper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    If you really wanna assault someone and break your phone at the same time, I'd recommend putting it in a sock and swinging it at their head. Much cheaper.
    If we're doing the Charles Bronson thing, why not get an old brick-phone from a retro shop and swing that in a sock?

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