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  1. crappler is offline
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    In case you guys have missed it Jenna Jameson is MAD AS HELL at Tito Ortiz. Apparently he "took mah baybies and beat mah ayass!!!" Gentlemen, I'm here to tell you she has no intentions of taking this lying down.

    In order to right this wrong she has a full Twitter campaign underway to bend him over for using drugs during his UFC career.

    Now, everyone knows Tito Ortiz is about as likeable as a garden slug. Would I be surprised if he used a fake dick and storebought urine to pass piss tests as his lovely and talented former bride claims? I can assure you I would not.

    Of course it goes without saying that Ms. Jameson's honor and integrity is beyond reproach. However, she is certainly not one to rely on her reputation alone. In fact, this situation came to a head when she offered and later provided solid and irrefutable evidence via Twitter which I now present to you, the citizens of Bullshido.


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    That's right folks. What you see here is a bottle of Ibuprofin and some other **** you can't read, straight from the womb of Tito's drug den. Apparently he's been washing down his drug cocktail with can after can of Diet Coke. I'm telling you, this little ball of fire really knows how to blow the lid off a story.

    We're all witnessing history in the making right at this very moment. This damning evidence is sure to bring Tito Ortiz to his knees. I think it's pretty obvious at this point we'll never get to see him get raped by Chuck Liddell for the 17th time. Damn scheming women!
    You mean corrupt athletes, embedded in a corrupt system that winks at steroid use, are engaging corrupt behavior that gives them a level playing field against other corrupt athletes? NO!!!!!!!!!
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    You mean corrupt athletes, embedded in a corrupt system that winks at steroid use, are engaging corrupt behavior that gives them a level playing field against other corrupt athletes? NO!!!!!!!!!
    Yeah, because former pornstars with histories of drug abuse and assault never lie or stir up drama over their celebrity ex-boyfriends. Especially when there's a bitter custody battle!
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    Is the UFC really "a corrupt system that winks at steroid use"?
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    I think people are missing the facetiousness in what Devil is putting out.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    In case you guys have missed it Jenna Jameson is MAD AS HELL at Tito Ortiz. Apparently he "took mah baybies and beat mah ayass!!!" Gentlemen, I'm here to tell you she has no intentions of taking this lying down.

    In order to right this wrong she has a full Twitter campaign underway to bend him over for using drugs during his UFC career.

    Now, everyone knows Tito Ortiz is about as likeable as a garden slug. Would I be surprised if he used a fake dick and storebought urine to pass piss tests as his lovely and talented former bride claims? I can assure you I would not.

    Of course it goes without saying that Ms. Jameson's honor and integrity is beyond reproach. However, she is certainly not one to rely on her reputation alone. In fact, this situation came to a head when she offered and later provided solid and irrefutable evidence via Twitter which I now present to you, the citizens of Bullshido.


    Attachment 14927


    Attachment 14928


    That's right folks. What you see here is a bottle of Ibuprofin and some other **** you can't read, straight from the womb of Tito's drug den. Apparently he's been washing down his drug cocktail with can after can of Diet Coke. I'm telling you, this little ball of fire really knows how to blow the lid off a story.

    We're all witnessing history in the making right at this very moment. This damning evidence is sure to bring Tito Ortiz to his knees. I think it's pretty obvious at this point we'll never get to see him get raped by Chuck Liddell for the 17th time. Damn scheming women!
    I have to say, I'm a little disappointed you didn't try to work a double entendre into that somewhere.
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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
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    Also, "likeable as a garden slug" is gold.
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    Many people have fond feelings for garden slugs. They are innocent, happy-go-lucky little creatures, as opposed to Ortiz, who is just a jackass.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
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    Quote Originally Posted by crappler View Post
    Many people have fond feelings for garden slugs. They are innocent, happy-go-lucky little creatures, as opposed to Ortiz, who is just a jackass.

    Slugs eat my orchids, **** those things...
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    Slugs eat my orchids, **** those things...
    I AM HERE TO STAND FOR ALL THE OPPRESSED GASTROPODS IN THE WORLD...ALLAH AKBAR!!!!

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    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
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    Uhhhh...

    Full Fat? It's just a turn of phrase mate.

    Still, you win.
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