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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Summer is here and so are the crazies

    The past two weeks have been violent ones to say the least. We have had a crazy virgin go nuts because he was lonely. We have had two kids stabbed in an elevator on the way to get ice cream. http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/02/justic...tor/index.html We have had two girls stab their friend 19 times as a sacrifice to Slenderman. http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/02/justic...bed/index.html And a guy pulled a shotgun on a neighbor because he disagreed with the way he was teaching his kid to ride a bike. http://freakoutnation.com/2014/06/02...o-ride-a-bike/

    The crazyness isn't going away and it's only going to get worse now that summer is here, so I ask these three questions of the members of bullshido. Our resident "experts".

    1) How do we the innocent protect ourselves from the batshit crazy retards who go on rampages??

    2) What can be done to reduce future crazies from going berserk??

    3) And finally what is causing this increase in batshitness??

    Even though I posted this in YMAS I ask these as serious questions, it's getting kind of scary out there.

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    Bullshido offers little solace from batshit dumbassery during the school's-out-for-the-summer months. Prepare for Should I Do Krav or Ninjutsu threads aplenty.

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    Stop watching the news. Including the internet. Everyone should take a periodic rest from news coverage even if they are real newshounds that enjoy staying up to date on current events. The clue that you are exposed to too much news is when you make statements about the world going crazy and crime increasing. It is generally not true in the United States and following lots if news coverage and commentary has probably warped your perspective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Bullshido offers little solace from batshit dumbassery during the school's-out-for-the-summer months. Prepare for Should I Do Krav or Ninjutsu threads aplenty.
    With the new UFC video game coming out I suspect we will have a good wave of Bruce Lee nut riders as well.
    Of the single rapier fight between valiant men, having both skill, he that is the best wrestler, or if neither of them can wrestle, the strongest man most commonly kills the other, or leaves him at his mercy.
    –George Silver, Paradoxes of Defence

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post

    1) How do we the innocent protect ourselves from the batshit crazy retards who go on rampages??
    Ban Knives

    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    2) What can be done to reduce future crazies from going berserk??
    Ban Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    3) And finally what is causing this increase in batshitness??
    Ban knives and Guns

    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    Even though I posted this in YMAS I ask these as serious questions, it's getting kind of scary out there.
    Oh, you want serious in YMAS? Given the actual common denominator in all of these incidents, I'd say the logical thing to do would be to ban nutjobs (not serious), or at least find some way to get these people appropriate help in time (more serious) instead of blaming inanimate objects.

    Prepare for Should I Do Krav or Ninjutsu threads aplenty.
    Yes, my busy season approaches!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    Move to Ireland
    And they are not batshit crazy in Ireland?

    I reckon Iceland or the Faroe Islands would be a better bet

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    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    The teenage girls story is seriously disturbing. The virgin one, cringe worthy.

    I'd say get a cabin somewhere far from civilization and learn to grow vegetables and cattle. Shoot anyone that enters the property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzis View Post
    I'd say get a cabin somewhere far from civilization and learn to grow vegetables and cattle. Shoot anyone that enters the property.
    Even the postman

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