pro nonsense self defense
Posted On:5/21/2013 10:29am
Style: FMA, dumbek, Indian clubs
Originally Posted by battlefields
How about it, Bruce? Looks like our respective fan bases want to see us in a good ol' fashion announce off. I'm not willing to let the fans down, are you?
Then you'd have to get Rich "G Man" Goins to announce, and he'd probably screw up your names.
Posted On:5/21/2013 10:42am
Style: BJJ/ MMA/ MT
No response from Bruce yet, huh? Or is the UFC shielding their investment? I think we all can see what is going on here.
I'm the people's champion, the next generation, smoother, sexier and with a bigger p...resence.
There needs to be a revamp. Something fresh. We've heard enough "IT'S TIIIIIIIIME!" to last a life time. We need something funky, hip. Something that speaks to the youth, what with their 8 mile rap battles and basketball caps on backwards. I speak fluent yoof. It's a bastardisation of hip hop slang and Internet terms. Oh em gee, yo. See! Perfect diction.
I even have my catchphrase sorted:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOIN ME AS WE'RE TREATED TO A NIGHT OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS ACTION, WHERE THE PACE IS FAST AND THE WEAK DON'T LAST!!!
Originally Posted by Mr. Machette
Ups to Battlefields for dropping the sage wisdom.
You are like a Pimp Yoda.
Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit
Battlefields... You're more of a man than I am.
GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
Posted On:5/21/2013 4:05pm
Style: Tang Soo Don't Retired
I'll go with that. Buffer and his mouthful of nuts can now scamper up the nearest tree. "It's Time!" For this squirrel to find a mate, raise little squirrelites, and feckin retire. He has always sucked as an announcer. Battlefields, you're up my friend. Make us proud.
Posted On:5/21/2013 5:33pm
Originally Posted by atheistmantis
Battlefields, you're up my friend.
That's what (your) friends are for.
Posted On:5/22/2013 9:30am
Provided atheistmantis' friend is female and at least a 6/10, or a 5/10 but gives good head, I'll happily be up her.
Who am I kidding? As long as she's female.
Posted On:5/22/2013 11:10am
Anything with a heart beat? The life of an MMA announcer is a glamorous one. You are the MC and therefore loved by all the ladies. There's nothing like a man in a tuxedo, so very James Bond.
Posted On:5/22/2013 3:21pm
Songified remix video of this or it didn't happen!
Sounds pretty fun.
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