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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    How about it, Bruce? Looks like our respective fan bases want to see us in a good ol' fashion announce off. I'm not willing to let the fans down, are you?
    Then you'd have to get Rich "G Man" Goins to announce, and he'd probably screw up your names.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    No response from Bruce yet, huh? Or is the UFC shielding their investment? I think we all can see what is going on here.

    I'm the people's champion, the next generation, smoother, sexier and with a bigger p...resence.

    There needs to be a revamp. Something fresh. We've heard enough "IT'S TIIIIIIIIME!" to last a life time. We need something funky, hip. Something that speaks to the youth, what with their 8 mile rap battles and basketball caps on backwards. I speak fluent yoof. It's a bastardisation of hip hop slang and Internet terms. Oh em gee, yo. See! Perfect diction.

    I even have my catchphrase sorted:

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOIN ME AS WE'RE TREATED TO A NIGHT OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS ACTION, WHERE THE PACE IS FAST AND THE WEAK DON'T LAST!!!
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    I'll go with that. Buffer and his mouthful of nuts can now scamper up the nearest tree. "It's Time!" For this squirrel to find a mate, raise little squirrelites, and feckin retire. He has always sucked as an announcer. Battlefields, you're up my friend. Make us proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atheistmantis View Post
    Battlefields, you're up my friend.
    That's what (your) friends are for.

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    Provided atheistmantis' friend is female and at least a 6/10, or a 5/10 but gives good head, I'll happily be up her.

    Who am I kidding? As long as she's female.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    Anything with a heart beat? The life of an MMA announcer is a glamorous one. You are the MC and therefore loved by all the ladies. There's nothing like a man in a tuxedo, so very James Bond.

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    Songified remix video of this or it didn't happen!

    Sounds pretty fun.
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