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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by goodlun View Post
    Top reasons to NOT listen to Omega?
    Rule #1 Omega is always right. Rule #2 Omega is always right.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    What's rule 3?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos13th View Post
    What's rule 3?
    Rule 3: Seatbelts: Itís a safe bet unless youíre a complete idiot youíre not going to travel on foot in a zombie outbreak. So when travelling on four wheels wear your seat belt. Nothing worse than finding yourself ejected out of your car into the loving and oh so hungry arms of zombies.

    I suppose Rule 3 only applies to ZombieOmega.

    On a side note; some of these sound obscenely painful to the recipient.

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    Most of us have seen that krotty move where, upon realizing you are about to take a roundhouse kick, you step in and push their leg away by contacting the inner thigh with your knee. I was sparring this kid when I took kempo who was vastly faster than I. I throw random techniques like that to distract but also on the tiny chance it will work. It did, and I followed up with a punch so hard he was convinced I kicked him.
    "We often joke -- and we really wish it were a joke -- that you will only encounter two basic problems with your 'self-defense' training.
    1) That it doesn't work
    2) That it does work"
    -Animal MacYoung

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