Posted On:10/01/2013 12:52pm
Originally Posted by Permalost
I have a hobby I call Secret Project Alpha, but I don't know you well enough to tell you about it.
I could tell you that I collect clichés, but then I'd have to...
Posted On:10/09/2013 8:22pm
I have a hefty collection of UFC VHS tapes and comic books in my closet. I'm also starting a collection of truncheons. For Christmas, I want a Baltimore espantoon and a pair of autographed Ken Norton shorts. If my Bullshido secret Santa gets me those, I'll send some lucky nerd here one of these:
I have a lot of seasonal hobbies. The trifecta of holidays we have in the last three months of the year (Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas) bring with them a ton of really great festivities the community puts on, essentially making the entire autumn season just one big party. In October I always really like going on hayrides and picking pumpkins. I find it relaxing because it sort of transports me back to a more innocent time and makes me feel like a kid again. Every ride has its own fun charm, with all their cheesy "haunted displays" you get to see as the tractor drags you along. The corn mazes are my favorite, though, because I can hide around the first corner and start masturbating to surprise the other people coming through the hedgerows.
Last edited by Holy Moment; 10/09/2013 8:26pm at .
Posted On:10/09/2013 11:24pm
Just added these two a couple of weeks ago:
Time Traveling Mutant from the future. He is going to appear in the next X-Men Movie Days of future past.
X-Factor Iceman. The belt he is wearing is a power inhibitor. It is suppose to negate a mutants powers. During a crossover with Thor, Malekith, in the next Thor movie, released the Casket of Ancient Winters onto the Earth. Iceman ended up absorbing the magic and lost control of his powers. They became so strong that the inhibitor basically made his power almost normal.
Originally Posted by doofaloofa
Posted On:10/09/2013 11:29pm
Style: Taijiquan, Karate
That was a slightly disappointing Holy Moment post I thought.
"I can hide around the first corner and start masturbating to surprise the other people coming through the hedgerows."
You never let me down.
"If you pass the test in Tianjin, then you will be a good one"
Posted On:10/17/2013 7:58pm
Got my first billy club the other day. It's just a wooden tire thumper that I'm going to put an umbrella cover over so police officers won't feel threatened when I walk over to assault them. I'm also trying to get it to ricochet off of hard surfaces like Daredevil does, but so far I've only succeeded in breaking a lot of porcelain.
Posted On:10/18/2013 3:02pm
Finally got my fish bat in the mail. It's made out of polypropylene, supposedly the Adamantium of plastic, and is supposed to be used for clubbing tuna and baby seals. I'm going to put it to the test in the pumpkin patch this weekend.
Posted On:10/19/2013 8:33am
Style: Boxing n00b
Some new aquisitions
Biggy and Tupac
Posted On:10/19/2013 12:10pm
Here's one to get Holy moments juices flowing
Posted On:10/21/2013 3:32pm
The fish bat hits like a sledge. Those farmers were pissed.
Just a quick question for people who go to comic conventions: Is it alright if I wear a gimp suit and carry a live machete? If not, I'll save that for Halloween. I'll use my rabbit costume as back up:
Posted On:10/21/2013 9:07pm
Can't say I collect anything. I think I have a certain disdain for collections. When I was young I used to save everything and collect all kinds of ****, now I see it as a waste. Collections eat up space, time, and money. None of which I have to spare. I see them as an addiction, you get a new piece and you adore it for a short time then the feeling is gone and it's on to the next one. I see it as consumerism and a bit materialistic.
Now that I sound like a "holier than thou" prick in a thread where everyone is talking about all their **** i'll completely contradict myself. My thoughts on collecting are what they mean to me personally, if I collected a bunch of Barbie memorabilia to me it would be shallow and a waste. If other people want to collect **** fine, I have several friends with some impressive collections that I enjoy looking at, I also see the sacrifices they make to maintain them. I'll also add that not all collections are materialistic, if you build your own **** (knives, models, pottery whatever) I consider that art and that's a little different. The same goes for things you use, I have a bunch of knives, one or two of them are moderately nice but I carry them around. The same goes for escrima sticks, I have a bunch but I use them all in some form. I'm thinking of collections as stuff you buy that sits on a shelf that isn't used.
For some a collection is an investment that can be liquidated when the need arises, so I can see the benefit in that too. But I don't get the collecting of useless ****, that has no value. What do you assholes think of that?
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