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  1. Vieux Normand is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Due to position, it is impossible to shove a grenade into someone's anal sphincter from top guard.

    I have tried.

    Your jam-stick needed to be longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Due to position, it is impossible to shove a grenade into someone's anal sphincter from top guard.

    I have tried.
    *reads post, crosses Der off the "BS members who'd be fun to roll with" list*
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    *reads post, crosses Der off the "BS members who'd be fun to roll with" list*
    Welcome to Baltimore.

    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    *reads post, crosses Der off the "BS members who'd be fun to roll with" list*
    Welcome to Baltimore.
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    solves problems with violence

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Welcome to Baltimore.
    my uncle was just telling me about the "baltimore roll" but i think it was different in his day than what you're describing.
    "Face punches are an essential character building part of a martial art. You don't truly love your children unless you allow them to get punched in the face." - chi-conspiricy
    "When I was a little boy, I had a sailor suit, but it didn't mean I was in the Navy." - Mtripp on the subject of a 5 year old karate black belt
    "Without actual qualifications to be a Zen teacher, your instructor is just another roundeye raping Asian culture for a buck." - Errant108
    "Seriously, who gives a **** what you or Errant think? You're Asian males, everyone just ignores you, unless you're in a krotty movie." - new2bjj
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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Due to position, it is impossible to shove a grenade into someone's anal sphincter from top guard.

    I have tried.
    Maybe they trained the krav maga grenade defenses.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Maybe they trained the krav maga grenade defenses.
    clenching really tight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theAsthmatic View Post
    clenching really tight?
    They passive aggressively guilt trip you until you stick the grenade in your own ass just to escape.
  8. Vieux Normand is offline

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Machette View Post
    They passive aggressively guilt trip you until you stick the grenade in your own ass just to escape.
    Description belongs over in Boff Topic, under "Gay Marriage".
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    Always carry a knife...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop View Post
    Always carry a knife...
    We are discussing grenades, sphincters and gay marriage now Mr. Slothrop. Please try to keep up.
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