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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop View Post
    Always carry a knife...
    Hey, look! It's a low count n00b posting crypting one line responses, complete with elipses!

    Thank you for your worthless contribution to this thread, you worn out sack of piss-ridden ****.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop View Post
    Always carry a knife...
    Hey, look! It's a low count n00b posting crypting one line responses, complete with elipses!

    Thank you for your worthless contribution to this thread, you worn out sack of piss-ridden ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Hey, look! It's a low count n00b posting crypting one line responses, complete with elipses!

    Thank you for your worthless contribution to this thread, you worn out sack of piss-ridden ****.


    Hey, look! It's a low count n00b posting crypting one line responses, complete with elipses!

    Thank you for your worthless contribution to this thread, you worn out sack of piss-ridden ****.
    With or without curse words, Der's constant double posts read like haikus to me. :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba View Post
    With or without curse words, Der's constant double posts read like haikus to me. :)
    For some reason I keep reading the repeated part of the post, even though I know it is just a repeat. I keep thinking their will be a hidden message in there or something.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tonuzaba View Post
    With or without curse words, Der's constant double posts read like haikus to me. :)
    For some reason I keep reading the repeated part of the post, even though I know it is just a repeat. I keep thinking their will be a hidden message in there that is going to give me the path to enlightenment.
    Combatives training log.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DerAuslander View Post
    Hey, look! It's a low count n00b posting crypting one line responses, complete with elipses!

    Thank you for your worthless contribution to this thread, you worn out sack of piss-ridden ****.


    Hey, look! It's a low count n00b posting crypting one line responses, complete with elipses!

    Thank you for your worthless contribution to this thread, you worn out sack of piss-ridden ****. All is love and love is all.
    You're just not looking hard enough Diesel.

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    Because BJJ athletes can't grab balls, eye gouge, bite, or poke pressure points either.

    In the street I do believe in Deadly techniques which of course are illegal in Competition... Everynow and then a fighter gets striked to the back of the head and ends up in a Coma or paralyzed.

    Rules or not, MMA is the most realistic training for a street fight. Eye gouging and ball strikes are easy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hashiramas View Post
    Because BJJ athletes can't grab balls, eye gouge, bite, or poke pressure points either.
    I am pretty sure I can do all of the above pretty easily especially when I have used my BJJ to get into a superior position.

    Well not so much the pressure point thing as I find most of them to be rather pointless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hashiramas View Post
    Everynow and then a fighter gets striked to the back of the head and ends up in a Coma or paralyzed.
    Can you point to an example of this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hashiramas View Post
    Because BJJ athletes can't grab balls, eye gouge, bite, or poke pressure points either.
    Yes they can.

    In the street I do believe in Deadly techniques which of course are illegal in Competition...
    Many are illegal in the street too. Do you need the statuettes?

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    I think there is a chance that Hashiramas was trying to be ironic. Just saying... :-)

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    Deadly self defense vs MMA training, is just a matter of preference.

    Let's say you're sleeping in a park in Baltimore (surrounded by broken glass and condoms) and a fat homeless guy spots you and wants to take your wallet to buy crack. Baltimore is that kind of town, so this is typical. He sneaks up on you while you are sleeping, then suddenly sits on your face with all 300lbs worth in a reverse cowgirl position and starts rifling through your pockets.

    Would you rather:
    A) Bridge him off, shrimp out and sprint to the nearest water fountain to wash your face

    or

    B) Bite down and apply a deadly pressure point to his anal sphincter, causing him to yelp in pain and roll off or possibly **** himself all over you and sprint to the nearest doctor to get tested for the top ten diseases you likely contracted by biting him.

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    C) Stab him in the taint with your handy 12" knife while drinking your fill of delicious ass blood. Your wallet is that important after all.

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