4/25/2013 6:11pm, #21
- Join Date
- Jan 2013
- Kissimmee, FL
That's a bitch.. you can't run because it is faster than you... you can't climb a tree because it can climb after you. They will probably even follow you into a river, so that is out. I would have to ask myself WWFDD (What would Frank Dux do?) Hit that ***** with the dim mak! And then probably get mauled to death.
4/25/2013 7:26pm, #22
I did see a few of them when I was working at Mataguay in my youth.
4/25/2013 7:41pm, #23
Cougar and Bobcat maulings happened @ once a year on the nature trails in that area. While the attacks weren't terribly common (compared to how many people used the trails) fatalities among the people attacked were. All the victims were seriously injured at least. Often survivors reported that the cats jumped on them from the branches of a tree (Awww HELL NO!). I have never once heard a report of "I hit it in the face and it left me alone".
With that in mind, I highly reccomend REX QUAN DO! Just dazzle the beast with your Zubas and then make love, one apex predator to another.
4/26/2013 1:34am, #24
This what I have to say on the matter.
The sign that I posted is located in the CITY of San Diego, a CITY that is one of the 10 largest cities in the US. In fact even more specific its located in a business park that is in a community of the CITY of San Diego that has a population of 72,759 people.
So while I am running around at night trying to do my job not only do I have to worry about:
The usual issues we all have to worry about (roaming rape gangs, people of color, illegal immigrants, drug crazed teenagers, ect ect ect).
The San Diego Police (who will shoot me if I am holding ANYTHING in my hands while they approach me and I get approached by them frequently enough while working)
Now Now I have to worry about a kitty cat that can
Bound up to 40 feet running
Leap 15 feet up a tree
Climb over a 12 foot fence
Travel many miles at 10 mph
Reach speeds of 50 mph in a sprint
Yeah maybe just maybe I should start using the Armored Guard services that are available to me while working. However I just doubt that some guy making barely more than minimum wage is going to protect me from. These killing machines.
4/26/2013 8:00am, #25
4/26/2013 8:13am, #26
Being an Aussie.GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
4/26/2013 8:58am, #27
I'd pull guard and go for the gogoplata.
Mountain lions hate that.
4/26/2013 10:38am, #28
- Join Date
- Apr 2013
- Kent, UK
Grace of god and eye gouge :)
4/26/2013 10:43am, #29
There is a thread here on BS somewhere, which is about an article on how a man (in Africa) survived a lion attack by reaching into the mouth of the beast and ripping his tongue out.
4/26/2013 10:48am, #30